Degenerate Paratrooper

An Ol Degenerate Paratrooper trying to take over the world, one meme and shit post at a time. I will debate anyone, stupidity and boringness will be called out.

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

PROLOGUE

I was told to write this to be used as a history of your world, as it is now. So I figured it would be a good idea. I will try and remember as much as I can recall, so you will understand how we got to where you are today.

I call it your world because I am 92 years old and my body is slowly shutting down; I will try and make it quick. So I guess I will start with who I am and things you might already know because it was not always like it is now. We used to be consumed by the internet, money, celebrities, and everyone else’s drama unlike now where we worry if everyone is ok and wondering if we will fall back into that way of life we used to have.

So what you probably know already is that we fight to keep our world for the living and not the dead and that our world, so far may be small, but it used to be much smaller. You, I am sure, already know from your teachers that this world was brought back by groups that came together in Morris, IL.

A few things you may not remember is there used to be more to worry about, in the early days, other than just school, work, farming, chores and hunting the dead. There used to be two types of zombies, no, there were zombies then there were the sleepers, I will get to that.

The other thing you may not know, or you figured it out. I am one of the original five people that brought together the first survivors in Morris, still alive. Our children and grandchildren came later when the world was a little saner.

So I will start the story, from my view, on how this all started and how we came to be where we are now. I will have Joey or Kalie fill in the parts I was not awake for, being knocked out happened a lot to me. Hold on tight because you are going to learn a lot that people might not want you to know.

So before I begin, Sleepers are what the zombies, or as you know them, The Dead, used to be. They were the first, the beginning. They breathed, bleed, ate, slept, and maybe drank something (we don’t know for sure). But, like us, if they were shot too much or didn’t eat or didn’t breathe, they died. Easy? You would think, but once they died, the came back as the Dead.

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

@FoxNews Our enemies all think they are hard asses until the sky starts missing pixels.

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

@Sassafrass_84 How about a group... Every Politician that doesn't out America first.

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

@GuntherEagleman @grok Just like if today's Christians where in charge during the crusades, we'd be wearing turbans today. If today's Republicans were in charge during the revolution we'd still be a colony of England.

[Pulte @pulte]

Tomorrow, President Trump will sign into law another great Housing Accomplishment of President Trump. After Biden destroyed the housing market, it is President Trump who is working to restore the American Dream of Home Ownership.

People deserve homes, not corporations!

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

@Breaking911 Well, I guess they have to call @texasbeeworks, for another great day of saving the bees.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Let me get this straight.

In America, in 2026, a federal judge just ruled that the government is NOT ALLOWED to check whether the people voting in our elections are actually American citizens.

Let that sink in.

A foreign-born Biden-appointed judge, confirmed on a pure party-line vote, says verifying citizenship is illegal.

Every other country on earth checks. Colombia, a NARCO STATE requires ID to vote. We're told it's a violation of "rights."

How is this controversial? How is this even a DEBATE?

Your vote is being stolen in slow motion.

Pass the SAVE America Act.

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

Generations contributions to video games.

Boomers: Invents videos games

GenX: Perfects video games

Millennials: Makes video games lame and gay and puts women in it.

GenZ: Can we charge their credit card everytime they think about playing our video game?

[Jaylene🐰 @playmatejaylene]

The first trillionaire in human history

- Elon Musk
- Born in South Africa
- Bullied relentlessly as a kid
- Immigrated to North America
- Arrived with a backpack and a dream
- Built Zip2 with his brother
- Sold it 4 years later for $300 million
- Co-founded PayPal with the profits
- Revolutionised digital payments
- Sold PayPal to eBay for $1.5 billion
- Bet everything on Tesla and SpaceX
- Got mocked for electric cars
- Got laughed at for reusable rockets
- Nearly went bankrupt in 2008
- Kept building anyway
- Turned Tesla into the world’s most valuable automaker
- Made EVs mainstream and transformed the automotive industry
- Made reusable rockets a reality
- Reduced the cost of reaching space by 95%
- Sparked the modern commercial space race
- Built Starlink and connected millions around the world to high-speed internet
- Turned SpaceX into the most valuable private company in history
- Bought Twitter for $44 billion
- The world said he overpaid
- He was called reckless, stupid & crazy
- Advertisers fled, media declared it dead
- Critics called it the worst acquisition in tech history
- Renamed it 𝕏
- Rebuilt the platform anyway
- Turned it into one of the most influential platforms on Earth
- Launched xAI and accelerated the global AI race
- Sent astronauts to space
- Is trying to get humans to mars
- Created millions of jobs
- Generated hundreds of billions in value
- Inspired an entire generation of builders

Before:
- Failed repeatedly
- Worked insane hours
- Slept in factories and offices
- Got bullied, laughed at and mocked
- Constantly told “it’s impossible”
- Kept building anyway
- Made it possible

Today:
- Richest person on Earth
- First trillionaire in human history
- Largest IPO in history $1.77 trillion

Most people quit when the world laughs at them.

Elon Musk built the future instead.

Love him or hate him…

Nobody has changed more industries in a single lifetime.

Payments. Cars. Energy. Space. Social Media. Communications. AI.

History won’t remember the people who said it couldn’t be done.

It will remember the people who did it anyway.

Congratulations Elon.
The first trillionaire. 🚀

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

@4thOfJuly365 @GrowingUpRetro Best time of year to use them to trade was after Halloween. I used to get a lot of Halloween candy for them. Lol

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

@4thOfJuly365 @GrowingUpRetro Greatest trade material at lunch ever. You could get whatever you wanted for one of these.

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

Your Father would be so proud of the woman you have become. I'm sure he is lookin' down with that large smile of his and beaming with pride.
Though time may ease the pain, it will never completely go away. All you can do is what you are doing now and live a life that makes him proud, and know he just wants you to be happy and safe and live a life you find complete. Much love to you and yours on this great Father's Day.

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

@catturd2 Why wouldn't they want him to win?

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

@4thOfJuly365 @GrowingUpRetro I pre buy my movie tickets right now to watch this is the theater.

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

Buy $SPCX stock, it'll be fun they said.

You never said I'd have reading homework for buying the stock. Assholes! Lol

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

I certainly agree with this. Do you?

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

@SusieM414141 I'm an old school Southside, we never had a pool. Just opened the fire hydrant and played around in it. This is over the top but would be fun as hell! Lol

[Spitfire @RealSpitfire]

Every. Word. Of. This. 🇺🇸🇺🇸💯

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

@CRIXUSwasHERE To be fair, I put a lot of blame on the Cincinnati Zoo too. IYKYK

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

@SusieM414141 To be fair, I doubt any carpenter owns enough bars to make a stretcher long enough to pull that much carpet.

[Degenerate Paratrooper @ArBrnIrish]

@BraedenSorbo It's a very short limb, I'm sure.