Filename says Elon. It’s not Elon.
It’s the Babylon Bee — a time traveler from 2025 showing up to kill Hitler… and then realizing the checklist overlaps: force people to follow “great ideas,” silence the dangerous ones, “undesirable” groups, segregated spaces with modern excuses, gun control for the wrong people, Margaret Sanger, socialized medicine, vegetarian.
She came to assassinate evil. She leaves complimenting a painting titled “an empire without Jews” — and says it sounds beautiful.
Satire. Ugly on purpose. And that’s why it sticks.
Look what I found.
In October 2009, David Axelrod, senior adviser to the Obama administration, argued on ABC News that Fox News was not a “real news organization.” The Obama White House later excluded Fox News from a pool interview with Treasury official Kenneth Feinberg and denied that there had been an effort to exclude Fox.
But in 2011, after Judicial Watch obtained emails, the documents showed that the Obama administration had, in fact, specifically asked that Fox News be excluded from the interview pool.
Just remember: the rules are for thee, not for me.
🚨 "I didn't originally see Him face-to-face because my face was down because I was so concerned that the list of my mistakes was going to be pulled up," @gabe_poirot told me, reflecting on his 18 days in a coma when he saw Jesus Christ.
"And I was done for. It was like black and white like I have no hope."
"But He picks up my face, He looks me in the eyes, and He says, 'Gabriel, why are you concerned about that which has been paid for?"
@SatAmericaFNC@FoxNews ⬇️
@afreemanlawprof I knew this looked familiar from over 5 years ago. This is what happens when idiots become self-proclaimed “experts” because none of their friends had the courage to stop them and say, “Dude��� your thoughts are stupid, just shut up.”
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If every state thinks Joe Biden is the most famous president of all time then they will follow the steps DeSantis is doing to protect elections from voter fraud!!!
We have taken action to protect the integrity of our elections by making ballot harvesting a felony, strengthening voter ID, eliminating drop boxes, and banning Zuckerbucks.
We have taken action to protect the integrity of our elections by making ballot harvesting a felony, strengthening voter ID, eliminating drop boxes, and banning Zuckerbucks.
@BetoORourke This coming from the man who wanted to abolish ICE. The #1 agency that protects against this from happening. Get your head out of your ass. You only say shit that makes you feel good at the time!!!
@DNoFlo @DonaldJTrumpJr Funny bc didn’t trump find out what Epstein was a week after this and then banned him from all his resorts and never talked to him again. I believe he did, while Clinton was fucking little girls against their will.
@SueLincoln5 @DonaldJTrumpJr Then your a fucking idiot bc what trump said was taken drastically out of context. Listen to the whole statement and actually do research before you make yourself look stupid as fuck.