It’s crazy how we will literally scroll through 400 videos of complete strangers living their lives just to avoid sitting with our own thoughts for five minutes.
@instablog9ja Instead of just saying 'I am not doing again', they will start replying to your texts after 7 hours and acting busy until you get frustrated and break up by yourself. Ultimate strategic withdrawal
@instablog9ja Anytime you think life is hard, just look at the price of one pack of Pampers in the supermarket. You will suddenly become grateful for your single life.
@leodey4uu Their camera roll is 90% random blurry street photos, architectural shadows, and half-eaten pastries, but you will never catch them posting a basic selfie.