you throw your hair up into a messy bun as your mom yells ‘y/n! come downstairs quick! your new owners are here!” she yells. “my WHAT?” you exclaim. you race down the stairs and when you walk into the living room you see your new owners. Real Madrid. your mom sold you to Real Mad
CYNDI LAUPER, MERYL STREEP, CHRISTINE BARANSKI, JULIE WALTERS, JEAN SMART, DON’T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS DON'T TAKE RISKS ON TREACHEROUS ROADS AND DON'T SWIM
I really loved Dolly Parton‘s music, but I love what she did for literacy even more. that woman gave away thousands of books and helped thousands of children learn to read and continue their love of reading. she will always be iconic for investing in education in that way
hayden pannettiere dying a little over a week ago
dolly parton dying today
trump is still president
johnny depp is still alive and plotting his next comeback attempt
the earth is continuing to die rapidly with each passing day