You know that thing that cooks do in videos where they crack an egg with one hand to show how skilled they are? That's me, but like with @raisingcanes sauce cups
Here we see @SolidarityCoUK demonstrating a masterful example of “Schrödinger’s Jim,” a thought experiment where Jim is simultaneously both on AND not on the tele
Not as dominant or spirit-breaking a performance as I would’ve liked, and Man U is already looking much, much better than they did last season, BUT THE SCORE LINE REMAINS 🎶ONE-NIL TO THE #ARSENAL !🎶
How 'bout our boys @SolidarityCoUK ???
If #schedule1 is about building the ultimate small-town drug empire, then I need @letsgameitout to see how far it's possible to advance in the game by collecting and disposing of litter and doing his civic duties instead
@Peruvianpacker We definitely win this game if Butler wasn't injured, but too many mistakes, too many sloppy plays, and you lose a VERY winnable road game...
@EckhartsLadder I'd buy a Netflix subscription just to watch a livestream of Paul actually being embarrassed for the first time about literally any of the crap he's done 😂