Dan Archer

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I got asked today what my favourite joke was. One for my nufc Twitter friends back home-

Two donkeys in a boat going up the river Tyne, one goes ‘ee aw ’ and the other one shouts back ‘nerr, yee aw’

😂

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The @premierleague TV schedule is a joke. 3-4 teams battling it out for CL spots and Sky choose a nothing game between Liverpool and Palace 🤦

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@NUFC360 PSR literally stems that flow of cash. We're a classic example - we can't spend, in fact we've had to sell, to balance things out.

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@geordiejosh The blue trim is vile. Reminds me of the Wonga sponsorship days 🤢

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@PicturesFoIder He has a fake thumb that he pours the salt into. You can clearly see him press his right thumb into the closed hand which is him putting it on, then just tips it out the side when he pours it back

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@LiveNationUK @GladiatorsTV Absolute joke. Waiting room pre-sale, immediately onto site at 10am. About 15 VIP tickets only, gone in a micros second

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@ChiOnwurah @NUFC Is this a joke? Is this one of the most pressing orders of business for the region? A demand for the government to say 'nice one lads' for winning a trophy?

fml

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@S0uthernGe0rdie What stops us? Not buying Saka for starters

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@CharIieBennett Boumsong at the back, he'd sort it out

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@NUFCMurph Drama-free - never.

But likely 8-10 signings for challenging consistently at the top 4

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@geordiejosh I would. The league and CL spot is more critical than the league cup final

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@AdamP1242 New stadium is c10 years away. 3 years min for planning applications and impact assessments etc

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@sarahknapton @NUFC360 100%. Hey Jude is rubbish. I'd prefer Local Hero to be the tunnel exit

Half time should be treated like a spectacular, it's a baron wasteland for 15 mins currently

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@Ramma_____ It's intentional to make the away team feel as uncomfortable as possible. Also, notice the high morals of Verbruggen, fixing the ceiling tiles. Class act

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@DailyNUFC_ This post may not age well 🙏

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@NUFCMurph pope has been so average this season. A liability in places I'd go as far as saying

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@ColinTCrypto @elonmusk "Way too serious" being the leaders of one of the world's super powers, navigating literal global strategies and trillions of dollars 🤦

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@agbnufc_ Hard agree

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@DanielCarr57175 @ToonMouthTyne Agree. Two chances Wilson missed, Isak would've buried for sure

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@DeadlineDayLive Think you missed a zero guys

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@slothyystocks @rough_justice76 @HoldMyNuke88 @ToonMouthTyne @LukeEdwardsTele Yeah that's fair comment