I got asked today what my favourite joke was. One for my nufc Twitter friends back home-
Two donkeys in a boat going up the river Tyne, one goes ‘ee aw ’ and the other one shouts back ‘nerr, yee aw’
😂
@PicturesFoIder He has a fake thumb that he pours the salt into. You can clearly see him press his right thumb into the closed hand which is him putting it on, then just tips it out the side when he pours it back
@ChiOnwurah@NUFC Is this a joke? Is this one of the most pressing orders of business for the region? A demand for the government to say 'nice one lads' for winning a trophy?
fml
@sarahknapton@NUFC360 100%. Hey Jude is rubbish. I'd prefer Local Hero to be the tunnel exit
Half time should be treated like a spectacular, it's a baron wasteland for 15 mins currently
@Ramma_____ It's intentional to make the away team feel as uncomfortable as possible. Also, notice the high morals of Verbruggen, fixing the ceiling tiles. Class act
@ColinTCrypto@elonmusk "Way too serious" being the leaders of one of the world's super powers, navigating literal global strategies and trillions of dollars 🤦