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"Barry, are we losing our minds? Could be, other Barry. Could be."

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"Sorry I tried to spit-roast your mom."

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"Maybe there’s a fox in the hen house, or wolf in sheep’s clothing? Or one of the other tricky animals?”

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"Happy, Cyril? You just destroyed Alderaan!"

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"Sorry I tried to spit-roast your mom."

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Malory: "Lana Kane, you have known me for a long, long time. When have I ever been honest with Sterling?"

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Archer: "I have to go, and If I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll... rub sand in your dead little eyes."
Woodhouse: "Very good, Sir."
Archer: "I also need you to go buy sand."
Woodhouse: Yes, Sir.
Archer: "I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse."

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RIP Bandit