Archer

Just a person bumping around in life hoping that some bumps aren't deadly

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@imbrettcooper Listen to me boys!!!
https://t.co/eaQAwB90JM

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@ASo1omons you didnt grow the food, you didnt deliver it to the restaurant, you didnt buy the food, you didnt cook the food. You brought my order to kitchen and then brought it to me and you 30% of the food, fuck off

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@RealJamesWoods " You.. you know the thing"

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@Que_Hill are...are those... vanilla wafers?

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@elonmusk Never go full retard

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@mattgaetz seize her assets and fund infrastructure. This bitch dont need the money

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@Pixelates_Slide @funnyhoodvidss that died

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@funnyhoodvidss east coast is literally full of idiots. Freeze to death or hurricanes. Wtf you doing over there?

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@TheBabylonBee Kids in Africa die from the Grande diet

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@money_charlie @invis4yo agreed!, I went with 7:52

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@invis4yo looking closer to 7:52

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@GuntherEagleman @ScottPresler I cant wait for the "what a rude nasty question" compliations

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@deadmeatjames Whats going to be your signature move? Jason chop? Freddy claw?

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@BigFurryBalls women always bigger than male. What happened?

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@NebsGoodTakes

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@Slatzism Please stop, the IQ rate is dropping fast enough already

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@DiscussingFilm please let it be his horror film!

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@GuidartKevin @ywomendeservles My mom who was lawyer loved her in Better call Saul, She couldnt stand more than one episode of Shulk

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@tedcruz @Asmongold does it naturally

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@StephenSeanFord @KyleGallner I've liked every part i've seen him in. Scream 5 part was a little too fast imo