Bri Fessler

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

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Some Females Need to Stop Letting The Words "I Love You" Be The Password To Their V.

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When girls hack a friend account: "I love you bitch!" When boys hack a friend account: "I LOVE DICK IN MY MOUTH!"

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Girl: Baby Take Me Some Where Expensive! Boy: Okay *Pulls Into Gas Station* Girl: WHY WE STOP HERE!! Boy: BITCH! You See Those Prices

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If you still do "text signatures"..... kill yourself.

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Hoes ponytails be shorter than Chris Brown life in stomp the yard.

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You can pretend we are strangers, but I have seen you naked before

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This girl tweeted "Brb Gonna Take A Shower", 2 minutes later she says "Back" ...HOE GET YO NASTY ASS BACK IN THAT SHOWER!

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If you SKINNY AS FUCK you aint got NO business tryna go on a Diet. Fuck you tryna lose? Yo life?

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YOCO = You Only Cute Online

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Hoes be tryna shave their head to look like Amber Rose, but end up lookin' like Caillou..

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#IAdmitThat Sometimes i act ratchet..

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"I love mondays." Said by no one.

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When a girl says "whatever", she really means: I hope you get beaten up, thrown off a bridge, and then eaten by a shark

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If I were a bird, you?d be the first person I?d shit on.

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#IAdmitThat I'm waiting for something that probably wont happen.

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Twitter is looking like a ghetto CNN right now #Ratchet

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Too many good single girls, too many hoes taken.

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Getting on my nerves when im in a bad mood? Do yourself a favor and move! #NotToday

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People who text back instantly. I like that shit.

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There are no #ExcusesForCheating...