Archie Mac

Lilac & Tan Merle French Bulldog. In park or pub. Hardest working dog in London. Literary Genius. Belle is my princess & usually in photos too #ODAAT #fakemews

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Today is an amazing day to ask any Irish person what they think of curses
#mayo #thecurseisover

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

I like that Enda Kenny now just hangs around with the 15 year olds in Castlebar, has a few pints on dole day, smokes a bit of weed, goes up to his field on the hill to look at his cows.. #mayo #mayocurse

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Me watchin #TheOdyssey
How long have I been here?

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Can we all just agree we’ve been duped by the hype again? Let’s put Matt Damon back in his box and move on. A dude at the cinema clapped when #theodyssey ended, not believing his clap at all, just still believing the 2 months of horseshit publicity in the build-up.

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Anyone want to know what marriage is like… Raye’s husband is currently getting it in the neck and she hasn’t even met him yet #whereismyhusband

[Liars' League @liarsleague]

Friday night is date night! So here’s our 2nd video from #HauntedAndHunted, a quietly horrifying story to put you off ever meeting your new partner’s parents.

SO I TAKE THE BUS UP TO DROGHEDA - a #shortstory by @DaveMcgrath1
#Halloween #GhostStoryKinda

https://t.co/YFwT6iu7R5

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Not 100% but think I spotted the sumo wrestlers from The Royal Albert Hall out & about in London today

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

If you love the woman who's grass you cut every week, today is the day to tell her, with every new day, you lawn her mower and mower #ValentinesDay📷

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Dogs just casually pining for what could have been

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Get out to the pollen station today & bee tactical #dogsatpollingstations

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

England need to drop Lee Dixon for the next game #ENGvSLO

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Love to the pooches on #NationalPetDay

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

When my dogs growl at passers-by I apologise & explain they only do it to people with real dark shit in their past

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Internet I need you. Please give our Christmas party some hair

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

You can summon the Royal Racist by saying his name into the mirror five times.

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Step closer to a lifelong dream of spending 10 grand on a sheepdog van. All shortlisted stories can be read at the very bottom of page. Some stiff competition. Thanks to @McrWritingSchl
#McrWritingComp
https://t.co/KpYx2uBDuv

[Archie Mac @ArchieMac12]

Who’s. A good puppy am i a good puppy who’s a good pupppy is it me ¿

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

There are views & then there are views when cycling to a remote writing residency for 10 days. Thanks @IrishWritersCtr, thanks @crsiopa & thanks County Kerry.

[The Stinging Fly @stingingfly]

NEW: on this month’s podcast Nicole Flattery is joined by Colin Barrett to read and discuss David McGrath’s short story, ‘The Untameable Donkey’, originally published in our All New Writers issue, Winter 2022/23.

https://t.co/NCjsm2sT7j