Mr Perfect

Take The Easy Street / Ze Granda is Hunna

[Nacho Libre @Nachoooo_Libre]

best moves in the ring ranked:
13. you
12. cant
11. rank
10. them
9. because
8. they’re
7. all
6. powerful
5. in
4. their
3. own
2. way
1. ANACONDA SQUEEZE

[Mr Perfect @ArchieMurphy_]

@JeanriXx You needed a pause between 'I have so much love to give' and 'I just wish I could actually let someone in'. An ellipsis would have been appropriate.

[Mr Perfect @ArchieMurphy_]

It's coming home

[Backstreet Boys @backstreetboys]

Thanks for the memories, #Brooklyn99 😢

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

One of the greatest goals you'll ever see from @NewcastleJetsFC midfielder Riley McGree 😱😱😱

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 sec to RT and help find missing Paige Mcdonagh 15 year old missing from Dagenham #London since March 9, 2018 call 116 000 with any information thanks

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

Dortmund won’t finalise Aubameyang transfer until they get Batshuayi off Chelsea who won’t finalise selling until they get Giroud off Arsenal who won’t finalise selling until they get Aubameyang😂 https://t.co/wx0j6N2yzp

[433 @433]

Squad goals 😎⚽️🏀🗑

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Sky Sports quoted a Phil Neville parody account hahaha 😂😂�

[jj @dtriple_j]

just seen two girls share a pic on facebook saying “u know what i call boys under 5”11? friends.” but both of them have literally had my penis in their mouth before an im 5”7/8 why u tryna act like a bad bitch on facebook LOOOOOOOOOOL

[CFC_kingzy @_cfcHQ]

Let's have a word of prayer for his wife
https://t.co/SghxQ48ESK

[Emma Wade 💜 x @EmmaWade_xx]

Early hours of last night my brother had got attacked by 8 boys in balaclavas near 195 in Epping. They have stolen his car and he's been rushed into hospital. Please if you see anyone driving this car report it immediately! Help me find who it is by retweeting this 🙏🙏🙏

[Absolute Radio @absoluteradio]

Happy Birthday Granny Sue! Hope you enjoyed the #ClassicRockParty soundtrack tonight! You DID listen didn't you??

Clairex https://t.co/thsjgyz4IL

[Mr Perfect @ArchieMurphy_]

@absoluteradio granny Sue's birthday has been an absolute blinder! Roll on next year😎 #GrannySue

[Mr Perfect @ArchieMurphy_]

@absoluteradio driving from essex to Glasgow tonight with the Murphy family for granny Sue's 80th tomorrow #MurphysOnTour #BadWeather #SnowWorries

[Mr Perfect @ArchieMurphy_]

You me on tinder but you fall for this drip @RyanToms97

[Zak Abel @ZakAbel]

I can't believe I've travelled this year. Being able to experience new cultures and meet new people is such a blessing 🙏