Archie

[S 🇩🇰 @asyouwereS6]

On your death bed, you don't remember 1 week of primary or secondary school lessons

You will however, reminisce about your holidays with your mum, dad and siblings.

You sour old bellend.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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[Danz🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @zinownh]

sidenote

but kids of today seriously missing out on shows like 4 O’clock club, the dumping ground, sarah jane, horrible histories etc just to be stuck all day watch tiktok slop…shits so sad

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

Can we all stop pretending Guinness doesn’t taste like shit?

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

The Covid era will be studied as one of the most ridiculous periods in recent history.

[James Dickinson @Jdickinson108]

Even he’s seen enough

[j @jamiewxmfc]

People genuinely walk this earth who prefer pitch black mornings, de icing the car in 8 layers of clothes, than mornings like this morning, it’s bloody glorious. Absolute wrong uns

[Con @CfcConn]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿TheEnglandSocial🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @SocialEngland66]

The fact he was made famous because he couldn’t chew food shows society is full of absolute cunts who make stupid people famous.

[Elis @elis_24_]

Talking to a girl but then liked her mate on hinge

[- @EMAY4K]

50% of your time, when driving in the UK, is spent watching out for potholes. The other 50% is Turing the volume on your music down immediately after hitting a pothole to hear if you’re going to be in generational debt tomorrow.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Seasonal depression sounds fake until you get a random sunny day in February and you realize you've been dead inside for months

[Danny Taylor @DannyTaylorDT]

Sky Sports showing a women’s super league game over Portsmouth v Southampton, and they wonder why millions of people are using firesticks

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

first day of summer ima be outside for 25 hours

[ayyhesback @grilledchzy]

Insane SoundCloud comment 💀

[Just Chelsea @justcfc]

Quickest I’ve lost interest in a manager

[MadMontana @MadMontana]

We’ve gone from battering PSG in a final to losing at home to an Arsenal team playing in 2nd gear & calling it a building block.

Building what ?

All we’ve done is gone backwards again

[Lee Cav @LeeCavanagh1905]

Over a billion quid btw, 5m Guiu starting a semi final. I will comment no further.

What an absolute shambles.

[J @BigJamzLdn]

Fuck off man. One video? 2 girls 1 cup nearly made me fall over in the playground. But we still had lessons in 10 mins. Get a grip man.