Yo, Mr. White!

serial shitposter and I market films, sitcoms and shows in my free time and I work at Krusty Krab full-time

[Yo, Mr. White! @ArchieTheRave]

I am free and that’s why I am lost.

- Franz Kafka.

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@HDFCBank_Cares I bymistakenly unblocked my UPI and I emailed my relationship manager on 4th June. He/she raised a request on the same date. But there’s no update even after follow-ups. Can you pls help? I feel handicapped without UPI 😞

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear Apple,

Please make it easier to delete contacts. Having to go into each contact & select edit then scroll to the very bottom is actually very annoying & tedious.

Sincerely, Every iPhone User.

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@mamtabhumihar @ANI As a thumb rule, there shouldn’t be any influencer-politicians ecosystem to begin with! All political parties collectively agreed to pass a bill that enabled them to get their parties anonymous funds in 2015. All of them are thieves and criminals.

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@HDFCERGOGIC shut your website in India. Have been trying to buy a policy since last 1 hour. Have categorically put all details and it keeps giving an error in registration number of my bike. Registration number is being pulled by your system automatically 😂

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@JioCare should shut itself down. They have dumbasses sitting behind the screens at customer care running scams and looting hard earned money. Even after DMing all the details available, they keep asking for same details over and over. Maadarchod hai Saale bhikaari!

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@JioCare I paid 349 rs for a Jio 5g SIM card but everyday I get a WhatsApp message that I’ll get my SIM card delivered but it doesn’t get delivered only. Pls refund my money or get SIM card delivered today.

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@Airtel_Presence @airtelindia why did yall activate prime lite membership on my phone without me taking any action? You guys don’t even have provision to cancel it via Airtel thanks app. This app has to be the worst and most useless app

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Hey @YESBANK I need to pay a bill of Rs 2/- for my Yes Bank UNI card. None of the payment partners are allowing me to do so as minimum bill payment limit is Rs. 5/-

Please help with this. I don’t want to be a defaulter. Due date is 2nd Oct

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@ANI There are over 51 lakh cases pending but this dumbshits wana take a bunch of comedians seriously. This country is doomed, I wish I had the money to move out of this country 😕

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@raghavvatsa @SaketGokhale What is this more relevant information?

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@naveenkopparam Yeah, because govt in India has always been ran by cunts and illiterate mofos. Plain and simple :)

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@bhash Someone destroyed their Ola scooter after a month long usage lol

https://t.co/svGgLQddMy

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@Jaguar’s rebranding has to be the worst rebranding in the history of worst rebrandings. What an absolute shit show made of this legendary brand. I am sure this will affect their sales, brand identity and such rich legacy. It’ll just be another BYD of sorts I am sure!

[Sucheta Dalal @suchetadalal]

Wow... look at the number of rotten biases in one sentence!! My name and the childless part are true facts -- it reflects a choice, something that venal, vile and brainwashed IT cell members cannot understand

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@Pmkphotoworks @ishanagarwal24 Absolutely! Glad to hear that Samsung is still keeping at it, even though I have it with iCloud but I remember Samsung had this wetransfer like service in-built. It was quite kickass tbh

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@Pmkphotoworks @ishanagarwal24 I am glad that we can disagree with civility and not abuses 🥹

You’re right. Preference is a broad spectrum. I stated these from my POV since I was an ardent Samsung loyalist till Note20 series (last of its line) then I switched to Apple ecosystem and loved the simplicity.

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@pjparties Marzi hai I guess 🥲

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@law_ninja Influx of Delhi peeps has made it really unsafe. I used to go to Goa a lot but now everywhere there are those Delhi NCR boys just ready to pick a fight at drop of a hat and create hostile environments for everyone around.

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@Pmkphotoworks @ishanagarwal24 It’s not just the zoom. iPhone really focuses on the day to day consumer features. Few examples -
1. Mic isolation feature for phone calls
2. Best in class portraits
3. Seamless cloud synchronisation
4. Till iOS 18 it was no bullshit phone with negligible customisations

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@brknanda @suchetadalal Yeah! You shouldn’t expect at all.

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Of course! If only @suchetadalal needs to define her idea of ideal governance then why the hell do we even have this cabinet 💁🏻‍♂️

[BIRABAR NANDA @brknanda]

@suchetadalal Sucheta Dalal has been relentlessly criticising the central govt.

However, she hardly expressed her idea of governance, her vision of a better system, and her ideas to achieve them.