Archthebrim

I arch the brim.

[Archthebrim @Archthebrim]

Top 5 sitcoms of all time:
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Seinfeld
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Office
King Of Queens

[Archthebrim @Archthebrim]

There should never be a time when your shopping cart is full, and too heavy to push at a craft store.

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I'm pressed for time!

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I'm gonna be this many 🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐 in this many days ✌.

[Archthebrim @Archthebrim]

@iammrvandy Saw Mary Poppins today. You were the highlight of the movie for me. #DickVanDykeShowbestsitcomever

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@iammrvandy @carlreiner Watched the colorized episodes last night. Still my number one sitcom of all time. Running in the front door wearing Buddy's pants, I'm still laughing!

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@whoisgreggarcia "Dad, can you buy me a watch with a big thick yellow watch band?"

[Archthebrim @Archthebrim]

If you want me to see things from your point of view, you'll have to move so I can stand in your spot. Except once you move, it's not your point of view anymore.

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Pulled into Nichols parking lot and spotted the idiots red camaro convertible. He must be working. Wait a minute, this isn't 1975.

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I'll be perpendicular everywhere I stand today until about 9:00 p.m. #geometryskills

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If I had a nickel for everytime I got a nickel, I'd have twice as many nickels. Ironically, I have no nickels currently.

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Whatever happened to All Tempa Cheer?

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I'm just about ready to go back to my conventional method of mowing the lawn. Yard work while listening to Creedence.

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@MeredithFrost Elvis Impersonation

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Things are starting to get real for the Sally Casey Invitational.

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Just picked a buttercup and held it under my chin. Guess what, I saw the reflection. Steve says that means I like butter.

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I mean, come on! I can't stop watching this! https://t.co/O8TygcYu2w

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Philly Special.

#SBLII | #FlyEaglesFly

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@insidetheNFL @NFoles_9 @NFLFilms @Eagles The greatest play call in the history of the NFL.

[Inside the NFL @insidetheNFL]

.@NFoles_9 made the call, made the touchdown and made history. #PhillySpecial

Watch more @NFLFilms highlights on the #InsideTheNFL finale TONIGHT 9PM ET/PT on Showtime.

@Eagles #SBLII #FlyEaglesFly #Eagles

[Archthebrim @Archthebrim]

I've been preparing myself for this game since this morning. I won't let the commercials distract me from watching this game. #FlyEaglesFly