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MAJOR ORDER: The time has come to liberate the Hive World.
OSHAUNE has claimed the lives of countless brave heroes. The steadfast trailblazers who plumbed its infested depths have been swallowed within its twisting caverns. Its monstrosities now swarm our cities, murdering innocents and spreading their toxic, tyrannical haze.
For no longer will our citizens be forced to live in terror of this festering blight. The Helldivers have helped achieve effective countermeasures: Gloom Base Alpha on HELLMIRE stands ready to provide support for Deep Gloom operations, limiting the worst of its adverse operational effects. And the upgraded Democracy Space Station can now deploy to OSHAUNE directly to degrade enemy resistance.
All Helldivers are ordered to deploy to Hive World OSHAUNE.
This will test your skill, your grit, and your speleological acumen. Brave the Hive World’s depths. Grapple mightily against its foes. Dive, kill, and dive again.
Do not relent until it is purged.
SEYSHEL BEACH CELEBRATION
The planet Seyshel Beach was liberated earlier this week following a long and concerted campaign by a small but inexplicably dedicated group of Helldivers. To annotate this long-awaited victory over the Illuminate, the citizens of the planet voted to establish the date of the planet's liberation as "Avengement Day."
On this new annual holiday, Beach citizens will pause to remember the planets lost to humanity's foes, and relish the superlative satisfaction of long-awaited retribution.
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