Skeletor Apologist 🐀

stinky craft beer boy.

[Skeletor Apologist 🐀 @ArcticApollo]

Friend: How high are you?
Me:

[✧ @kodstrangeer]

Why this look like it'd be in a 90's
Spanish textbook

[Sung Drip Woo @YaBoyRoshi]

IM CRYING! 😂😂

[alex @vaudevillehook]

I’ve never “made” a woman cum, because I don’t “make” women do anything. But yes, they have politely declined my invitation many times.

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

losing my balance and pitching my girlfriend headfirst into a boiling pot of soup

[David @dqveed]

String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

I’m so happy for you Philip. Enjoy your beautiful wife. I’m not seething at all. It’s not like it should’ve been me. Even though it should’ve.

[baby i.e @soyeahtrell]

it’s niggas linking up that never linked before

[Tad Ghostal @poe_collector]

it’s not clocken to yousa dat meesa standen on business

[fleur @bugfleur]

problematic bed time gap relationship

[Skeletor Apologist 🐀 @ArcticApollo]

@oncloud_e I saw this on IG as a screenshot with your name cut out and it still threw me off you need to chill. 😭😭😭

[The gentle sneezer @snailco27]

my bitch so bad she won the pawg d’Or at Cans

[adam @burgerkrang]

where some of you need to go

[JP @jpbrammer]

I’ll be honest kitten the amulet is driving daddy insane

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

You cannot say "someone should try again" on the internet

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

You know what’s a common white job? Mass shooter