1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮)

Channeling trauma into sex appeal since FA 507. Spirit-bound to ⍋Greenwood⍋. Father to Legolas; Daddy to many.

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

Who would like me to step on them today? 😌

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

@ShinyGlorfindel @OtherArondir @NotHalbrand @nessatheswift @Esthoniel @confusedbirdboy @RespectfulOrcs ℕ𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟 𝕚𝕕𝕙 𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕝î𝕟, 𝕒 𝕟𝕠 𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕝 𝕝𝕖𝕟 𝕚 𝕔𝕙𝕨𝕖𝕤𝕥.

"May your paths be green and the breeze behind you."

Congratulations, my dear friends.

~gives them each a kiss to the temple before retreating back to his seat~

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

@ShinyGlorfindel @OtherArondir @NotHalbrand @nessatheswift @Esthoniel @confusedbirdboy @RespectfulOrcs As prince of Eryn Galen, it is my honor to witness this official union. While typical Silvan ceremonies would involve far less clothing, there is no need to disrobe, Arondir...

For your hearts are bared here for all to see.

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

@Adaristired @ParttimeNazgul @MaeglinJealousy @BucketHobbit By design, my friend. I may be open amongst you all, but I'm trying to keep my relationship with Sauron away from my father's prying eyes.

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

I was overruled when I suggested a traditional Silvan wedding in the nude. I shall content myself w/ sweeping into the opulent setting w/ equal opulence.

Brocade for DAYS, my friends.

And a simple circlet of gold woven with green leaves. The prince is here.

[Respectfully Grunting Orcs @RespectfulOrcs]

What an exciting day! I wonder how the grooms are doing?

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

@MaeglinJealousy @ParttimeNazgul @BucketHobbit @Adaristired @UngolUnhinged Oh my! Congratulations! To see an uprooted tree finally put down its roots again is a pleasure!

And the more trees in Mordor the better, if you ask me. 😆

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

@RespectfulOrcs @NotHalbrand You have NO IDEA how much kissing there is in this book. 😳

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

The day has come. And by time the day is through, the grooms will have as well. 😏

[Respectfully Grunting Orcs @RespectfulOrcs]

Here we go! The wedding of the century is about to open its doors!

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

@ParttimeNazgul @MaeglinJealousy @BucketHobbit @Adaristired Lovely to see you've settled in, Maeglin. And hello, Squeak! I've only ever seen you in fell-beast form, I think? I do come and go a lot here at Barad-dûr nowadays. If you know what I mean. 😏

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

@NotHalbrand @RespectfulOrcs @OtherArondir As prince of Eryn Galen, I shall bear official witness to the proceedings.

Clothes are optional, right? It's bloody hot in Mordor, and Silvan weddings are traditionally done in the nude anyway.

Also, one never wants to outshine the bride on their wedding day. 😏

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

@hotwraithhands @valieoflorellin @nessatheswift @RespectfulOrcs My heartfelt congratulations to you both! I took the liberty of bringing several barrels of wine from the Gladden vineyards beside Eryn Galen.

A toast! Who is the designated horrific speech-maker for this celebration? Wine all around! 🥂

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

@OtherArondir @NotHalbrand @RespectfulOrcs It's on the agenda. But you know how it is trying to get away from my father. 😕

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

@JauiAdar I am Thranduil. Lord of all these people. Bringer of course. Fear me for I know you don't have a lot to say.

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

@ArondirSmolder @NotHalbrand He'd rather keep you than cast you into his volcano. I call that a win. ~chuckles~

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

@OtherArondir @NotHalbrand @RespectfulOrcs Pretty sure you're BOTH grumpy, but neither of you is the cause. 😆

[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

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[1-800-𝙏𝙃𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 (𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮) @ArdaurNuFuin]

#NewProfilePic New Minimalist Era.

Minimal filters.
Minimal signs of status.
Minimal clothing. 😌