Ardee

Wildlife Biologist 🦝🧬 Musician/Audio Engineer 🎸🎛 Obnoxious Dork 🤓
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[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

Toaster strudel so good I had to give it a tribute

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

@halenhargreevs "What's Up?" by 4 Non Blondes. Timeless song imo

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

Nurses gotta laugh too

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

who designed hospital gowns and why the ass out

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

@WyattDuncan Gonna be the most annoying documentary ever. At least for my wife, because every 2 minutes I'll be leaning over and go "oh man, I love this joke, listen to this one" as if she's not already begrudgingly watching it with me

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

Crap. I used it yesterday. I knew something felt off.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

IMPORTANT: You can use the word 'autumnal' today.

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

I mean... it was in the original, too. It was meant to show you that this shield is for grown-ups, not your weak little baby snail arms

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

HIS SHIELD IS BIGGER THAN HIM 😭😭😭🤏🤏🤏 he is two days old fr

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

@woundjob A friend handed me his copy of this album in like 2004 and was talking it up a bunch. I was like "seriously? The Animorphs made the heaviest shit you've ever heard?" but no it's an absolutely killer grindcore album

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

@DAPartyGrind Can't wait for Kill Em All (And Then Some)

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

@ladwife I pronounce it like "poison" to watch it inflict pain on people. Like poison.

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

It's just "no homo" for money

[Phil Zona @philzona]

I love how you can just say “this isn’t financial advice” before giving financial advice and you’re totally in the clear

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

Some time around 2017 I had a couple of friends that were ASTONISHED that I hadn't seen this show. They sat me down right then and we watched like 4 episodes in a row, completely silent. When we were done I asked "so are we watching grass grow next?"

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

How I Met Your Mother premiered 21 years ago today.

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

You know what eats mosquitoes very efficiently? Bats 🙂

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

The lab I work at had a moth issue so they released some mosquitos and the guy who did it was like "okay I know that that was a bad idea but my plan was to release something that eats the mosquitos. which. I know. I know."

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

@hongebob Spit on her

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

@World0fEcho Kiss when they went disco

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

@Animanay I must be pretty dumb too because I'm still laughing on the 5th rewatch

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

@Nyazsche Intro screen to a Newgrounds game circa 2005 after the "Dead Monkeys Productions" loading screen logo finishes

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

@hausofdecline Using Audacity as a normal DAW is like using Arch Linux as your daily-use operating system. Impressive, but good lord why

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

"Y'all do preorders?"

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

going to Petsmart and asking if they have the new cat

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

Tom Bombadil to Pippin after meeting Goldberry:

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest great and small

[Ardee @ArdeeAgain]

@FrankJavCee Wolfenstein Borat be like my leiben