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She/her - A solid 4️⃣ Wizard of loneliness

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It’s my 274th day of roller skating.

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He doesn’t understand the electoral college

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@kevinrfarren She’s still got it

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Today, on my 38th birthday, I was carded at breakfast when I ordered a mimosa

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@StitchedByAras Thank you!

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Still on my bs if ur wondering

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Hello twitter can I please have a lot of money??

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@gnomedic So proud of you!! It ain’t easy🩷🩷

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He’s never had to sync his outlook calendar

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@IroningBoardDM ☹️

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Me, out loud, during any true crime documentary: “can you imagine someone wanting to murder ME?? A low risk homebody??”

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@DocCrog You’re lookin like a snack

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@withabrickk I’m so sorry Rae, he was perfect

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Catching up on Olympics gymnastics and how many times can I say to my boyfriend “omg look how cute her butt looks” before he leaves the room?

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@judgelanceito_ The TV has to be on channel 3 if you want to play Nintendo

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@hardlycore We are going to be so hot by Christmas

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@gnomedic 👀intensifies

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@gnomedic I’m itching to get back into playing 👀

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@hardlycore I’ve started walking Ham Sandwich 1-3 miles every day for the last 2 weeks and it’s stupid how much those walks have improved my overall fitness endurance and mood. I fucking hate how effective it is. And cooking at home bc I’m broke??🥵

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Deep down I knew those leftover tacos I left out too long were sketchy, but I ate them anyways. Now I am suffering.

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It’s been 5 days with Ham Sandwich. He’s shown his personality more each day. He’s playful, goofy and loves to lay right on top of whoever is on the couch. He has no idea how to get up the stairs. He’s immediately everyone’s best friend. I’m so thankful we found each other🥰