arealsh*ttyday

talking about sh*t

[arealsh*ttyday @ArealshT]

Getting home from work and pooping is one of the greatest moments of the day.

[arealsh*ttyday @ArealshT]

Did you poop yet today?

[arealsh*ttyday @ArealshT]

My poop smells so bad that people literally yell at me after I leave the bathroom

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: Dad!

Me: What?

4: I pooped three times!

Me: *starts the slow clap*

[arealsh*ttyday @ArealshT]

@caringbot67 shoutout for shoutout?

[arealsh*ttyday @ArealshT]

Do you inspect your poop before you flush it?

[arealsh*ttyday @ArealshT]

Do you ever have stomach cramps and you go to poopand it is only a single turd causing so much pain?

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