The Gypsy King

the wizard of west Marion

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

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[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

One time this girl asked me to move my car because there was an open space in front of her apartment and she wanted my car to “block the wind from the apartment” anyways she homeschools her kids now so that’s pretty crazy.

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

Hello! Even if you can’t make it maybe someone you know wants to take it some comedy next Wednesday. So tell everyone you know.

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

@Korexicann Yes

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

@tysnotfunny @Korexicann Don’t forget to pour one out for the Latino heat today.

[B/R Wrestling @BRWrestling]

Today marks 16 years since we lost the legendary Eddie Guerrero

Latino Heat forever 🌹

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

“My parents hit me with a belt and guess what? I’m a massive douche now”-Local man on your Facebook

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

I’m out here smokin’ weed on the Mississippi and lemme tell ya somethin. This shit terrifying dog. Just a wide ass stank ass river. Doin’ river stuff.

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

Secret powder fresh works for 48 hours. Old spice doesn’t even last the day.

[Rihanna's Uterus @ChiChi_knows]

Some men really like using women deodorant. Idk what it does for them

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

Listen some of y’all need to sit your grandparents down and ask them if they can still maintain speeds of 60 mph and if they say no you gotta slash their tires.

[JT @jtsmelly]

No I’m not taking a mental health day, I’m taking a mental illness day. I plan on being even crazier today than normal. No naps, no water, just saunas and keif blunts, riding around on the motorcycle shirtless

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

“I think I can make an informed decision”

I remember you struggling to pass your OGT’s. I think not.

[Ty Moore @tysnotfunny]

Lima’s finest !

[JT @jtsmelly]

Please leave a voice mail at 4699092985 ASAP RT for me if u nasty

[Ty Moore @tysnotfunny]

I’m still the reigning Edward 40 hands champion of the Columbus comedy scene

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

Please send help I’m in a strip club and my contacts are drying out and I can’t tell what’s a mirror and what’s real.

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Been hearing a lot of non-giants saying Fee Fi Fo Fum recently. Shouldn't have to explain why that's disgusting/odd

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

#FreeChadFurniss

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

#FreeChadFurniss ....again.

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

After a long weekend of moving here are my 3 pro moving tips
1. Don’t own stuff
2. Don’t own stairs
3. Just die where you’re living at now

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

Listen if you’re a McDonald’s that’s out of coke on Sunday morning you’re not a McDonald’s, you’re a homeless shelter that sells cheeseburgers.

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

“Please ma’am I know the sign says no Sunday beer sales but all I’ve got at the house is brown liquor and if I take brown liquor to a family gathering I’ll break up the family”

[The Gypsy King @AreJayCreamer]

It’s a Marionaire’s right of passage to get in a 20 man battle royale at the county fair to see who holds sway for the following year.