Ryan®

I'm a friend first, graduate second, and probably an entertainer third.

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@ManUtd_Tickets 1 ticket available near top and centre of Sir Alex stand, willing to sell for under FV

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Seems this fella isn't a fan of many things the colour brown

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@ellieclarbour The smug look on their faces as they walk past suggests otherwise.

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Confidence level goals: Those people who leave exams with over an hour still to go

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Perhaps the most resourceful student behaviour I've ever seen is the use of a Jaffa cake box as a sandwich box

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In my utopia there shall be no people who sign up to 6 a side leagues to then not turn up to some games

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When yer da says they voted Brexit to win their own country back

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@AmyBFletch I like to pair my burgundy fleece with a neat polo buttoned up the top

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If you play 'Nothing Left To Say' by Imagine Dragons at 23:58:40 on NYE it'll reach the bit saying "I'm giving up" just as you get into the new year.Start your year wrong.

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Mum: I hope you're eating well
Me: Ye, I had Roast chicken for tea
Mum: Bet that was nice!
Me: ...

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do u fancy leaving the single market before the UK does xox

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How do I break it to my french lecturer that after an hour of using me as an example in the lecture, MY NAME ISN'T BRIAN

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In my head I'm still about 15, in reality i've just been asked during small talk if I'm married

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@ayemji @YouTube Tony Blair on pre drinks music please

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How tf do people change double bedding without having to ask someone for assistance

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Working in retail you realise how many people would rather leave a shop balancing what they've bought on their head then pay 5p for a bag

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@amyyw31 @AmblerJd Best looking dog I've seen pop up

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@AmblerJd Velcro wanker