Alan, Interrupted

"I'll never let them hurt you , I PROMISE"
(Pfp is Angelina Jolie as Lisa Rowe 🚬)
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[َ @90sreina]

my houston rodeo queens 🫰

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

i am proud of u

[Greg Heffley @GregHeffley2011]

In Wimpy Land, a man said "Zoo Wee Mama" to me as a greeting.

Later that same day, the same man said "Zoo Wee Mama" as a goodbye.

I asked a woman at the store what it means.

She said, "Zoo Wee Mama."

I asked what it means.

She said, "It means Zoo Wee Mama, sugar."

So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list.

I have now heard "Zoo Wee Mama" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan.

I heard it said at a funeral.

It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day.

I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword.

I said it to a cashier. She said it back.

I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight.

He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight.

Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket.

I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related.

I am also not claiming they are unrelated.

A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him America.

He said, "Zoo Wee Mama."

He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all.

I have been in Wimpy Land eleven days.

I have one word.

It has been enough for everything.

I have started saying it in other states.

It does not work in other states.

I said it in a warehouse store in North Carolina. One man turned around.

He was from Wimpy Land. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to.

I say it anyway.

[Débora🌹💜 @SelenaQperez92]

Selena photographed in 1994❣️

[༺☆༻cin✩‧ @sleepingbvby]

why are only fat hispanic women called tortas? what about men? imma start calling them pinche albóndigas

[Lu MCR 1/02 🇦🇷 @DyonisusNam]

SI SI

[poopeeoopie (COMMS OPEN) MCRPHX @poopeeoopie]

burgermore
piece the burger
my chemical burger
sleeping with burgers
fall out burger
panic! at the burger
green burger
i set my burger on fire
all time burger
fly burger
burgerescence
system of a burger
picture me burger
la burger
silverburger

[peacock fan🥎🦚 @marcoisagirl]

@hesitantmiles deleting all my social media. only contact me thru the pierce the veil app

[Alan, Interrupted @AREYOUREADYRAY]

@RydenDisCox Did Brendon and Urie..

[QUEEN OF CUMBIA @selenassq]

no matter what, Como La Flor by Selena will always be THE latin anthem

[Alan, Interrupted @AREYOUREADYRAY]

@videosinfolder Many of my friends go to Utah Valley University, so September was uh ...

[Alan, Interrupted @AREYOUREADYRAY]

@john_johns85043 @InfragilisTee On some real shi

[chart data @chartdata]

Los Enanitos Verdes' "Lamento Boliviano" has now surpassed 1 billion streams on Spotify.

It's the group's first song to reach this milestone.

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝚔 ✪ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ʜᴜsᴛʟᴀ @kenn_k]

belanova, "rosa pastel" [2005]

[☆ || ELI || @Eliorination]

Please block me if you are neutral about this or refuse to spread information even if it is through retweets.

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[Alan, Interrupted @AREYOUREADYRAY]

@tearsbythighs @hardlyasoul Mmm Selena siii 🙏🙏🙏

[ᵃ @zidddiii]

Mexicans ate so bad when they made no mames like you can say no mames wey to anything fr

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

In the mid-19th century, many African American men fled to Mexico seeking asylum and freedom. When slave owners demanded their return, the country’s response was clear:

“In Mexico, there are no slaves, only citizens.”

The photo shows an Indigenous Mexican and an Afro-Mexican fighting on the same side.