Aria Hanel

Greatest Baller of Them Aller|Social Media De-Influencer

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

@WhiteHouse A payload of BOMBS? Oh good, I was worried we’d drop a box of Twinkies on them.

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

@Dexerto Alright. Cool. So, we’re just gonna put all the electric horse rides at grocery stores out to pasture? Heartless. #DOGE

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

@MrT Happy Birthday, T! God Bless you.

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

Diaz only got that homer because he plays @CoorsField. #MLBAllStarGame

[Kirsten Hillman @KirstenHillmanA]

Canada continues to stand with Ukraine, its people, and the Ukrainian Canadian community. Tonight the Embassy of Canada in Washington is lit up in blue and yellow 🇺🇦#StandwithUkraine

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

Is it Etienne or ATM? Cuz this guy’s money. #OSUvsClemson #playstationfiestabowl #CFBPlayoff

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

Really, @Gophers56091 @HarborFreight still not available in MN? You are American, right?

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

How did Lady Gaga know I’m at home watching the #Oscars on my couch? GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU DEVIL!

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

@LindsayMHintz I would demand at least 3.

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

National Emergency at the border?! Did @tacobell run out of nacho fries again? Son of a.. #FAKENationalEmergency

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

@LindsayMHintz Say that tomorrow. -8 for your high.

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

@LindsayMHintz Winning a championship game because the ref missed the blatant pass interference in front of his face.

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

20 years later, and they’re still talking about Clinton-Dix in D.C. #NFLTradeDeadline

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

Wait. Hold on. Let me get this straight. The @packers and @Brewers play at the same time tonight? This must be one of the greatest crises that the state of Wisconsin has ever faced. #HopeEverybodyHasTwoTvs #PictureInPicture

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

@AaronBublitz No. Just trying to add some humor to a national tragedy. The Brewers better win it all now.

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

Someone needs to teach the Brewers how to drink champagne. #COLvsMIL #MLBPostseason

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

The Miller-Coors series. Time to see who tastes great and who's less filling. And who the better baseball team is. #COLvsMIL #MLBPlayoffs

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

#FitzMagic is looking more like FitzTragic. Copyright. Trademark. All Rights Reserved.

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

@LindsayMHintz @CalebHintzc I don't know. You might be better off being a Bears fan this year.

[Aria Hanel @AriaElyse]

Can't wait for SNF! Aunt @LindsayMHintz vs. Uncle @CalebHintzc favorite teams. #SiblingRivalry