@mayemusk@RealAmVoice So you’ve got an inbred kink, huh? Makes sense given the family tree. Go tell your emerald-hoarding son to fix the platform while you’re at it.
@LtRevDan Seems that you have forgotten that you’re not supposed to apply bronzer with a paint roller.
I always wondered what an Oompa Loompa addicted to Big Macs would look like. My curiosity has been quelled.
@johnrich@timburchett That motherfucker’s got a congressional salary and still can’t afford a goddamn shirt that fits that turkey gobbler. He’s out here looking like an uncircumcised thumb in wire-rim glasses
@AdamKinzinger Opened Twitter and immediately got flash-banged by Marsha’s mug. Put a warning label on this jump scare….goddamn.
It’s giving Mary Kay consultant attending a symposium on how to aggressively spackle over human pores
@LauraLoomer This bitch could walk past a mosque, a taco truck, and a voting booth and somehow turn it into a 14 part national emergency. Waiting for somebody to Scooby-Doo your ass and yank that mask off