Aria Gimber

Mom to 3, wife to Rich, and a seeker of the truth ✨

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@NICKIMINAJ The fuckin Lego wig

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@mayemusk @RealAmVoice So you’ve got an inbred kink, huh? Makes sense given the family tree. Go tell your emerald-hoarding son to fix the platform while you’re at it.

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@LtRevDan Hunty you look like your uncle fucked your mom you are inbred

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@LtRevDan Seems that you have forgotten that you’re not supposed to apply bronzer with a paint roller.

I always wondered what an Oompa Loompa addicted to Big Macs would look like. My curiosity has been quelled.

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@GregoryKBovino @nicksortor @TonySeruga @AmericanHumane @CAgovernor @OldPatrolHQ @GovPritzker @BreannaMorello Focus on your own internal misconduct inquiries and Giglio impairment disclosures before you try hyping up dog-killers on the internet, dumbfuck

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@JanDubauskas @andybiggs4az @George_Khalaf @votewarren @AZGOP @LD3azgop48 @azgop_ld4 @drewsexton23 @JodiJoAZ @MaricopaGOP @mattwhitmire He’s a Ken Paxton spawn with those googly eyes

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@RCamposDuffy Your are a Dairy Queen you heifer

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@johnrich @timburchett That motherfucker’s got a congressional salary and still can’t afford a goddamn shirt that fits that turkey gobbler. He’s out here looking like an uncircumcised thumb in wire-rim glasses

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@AdamKinzinger Opened Twitter and immediately got flash-banged by Marsha’s mug. Put a warning label on this jump scare….goddamn.

It’s giving Mary Kay consultant attending a symposium on how to aggressively spackle over human pores

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@LauraLoomer This bitch could walk past a mosque, a taco truck, and a voting booth and somehow turn it into a 14 part national emergency. Waiting for somebody to Scooby-Doo your ass and yank that mask off

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@KariLake Kari, this punchline took the full 12-hour Greyhound trip and still never arrived.

How’s Jamaica, loser?

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@Acyn She really showed up to the interview with that Lego helmet wig 💀

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@Mollyploofkins Why does she look like a Madame Tussauds reject wearing a Lego helmet wig 😭

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@keithedwards I’m waiting for someone to grab the chin and peel the whole thing off Scooby-Doo style

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@laurenboebert Hoebert seeing ‘surveillance footage’ and laughing like that genre hasn’t already humbled her 💀

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@thetrueshelby The first rule of Cougar Cave is YOU DO NOT DOCUMENT COUGAR CAVE.

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@AdamKinzinger I’ve seen less porcelain in a Home Depot bathroom aisle.

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@thetrueshelby Those heels signed up for bottle service and this dollar store bitch Sarah keeps dragging them to ribbon cuttings at Tractor Supply.