ariana howard

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Ageing isn't that bad if you consider the alternatives. Maurice Chevalier

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin

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Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac. Unknown

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I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. ~Gore Vidal

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Life is a sexually transmitted disease. R. D. Laing

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Time is money. Benjamin Franklin

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Man's love is of man's life a thing apart, 'Tis woman's whole existence. LORD BYRON, Don Juan

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As a woman I have no country. As a woman my country is the whole world. —Virginia Woolf

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Nothing is either all masculine or all feminine except having sex. Marlo Thomas

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If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments. ~Art Buchwald, 1974

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Science may be described as the art of systematic over-simplification. Sir Karl Raymund Popper

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I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad. Eminem

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When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. ~Frederike Ryder

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If you believe everything you read, better not read. Japanese proverb

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Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs. Marianne Faithfull

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. George Carlin

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I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. ~Author Unknown

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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. William James

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Behind all their personal vanity, women themselves always have an impersonal contempt for woman. Friedrich Nietzsche

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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. ~James Thurber