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I am a human taxidermist.

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I would eat you. Like, I wouldn't kill you to eat you but if you died and I was starving I would absolutely eat you.

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Oh my god why is it impossible to talk to an actual customer support human at @dominos ??

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@chrisdelia D'Elia's the kinda guy who wants you to know the difference between a pedophile and an ephebophile as if it fucking matters.

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I had almost forgotten about Just Shoot Me before Hulu started hosting it. What's next, Northern Exposure??

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@torchystacos Bring back Some Like It Hot this August, I need a Scalding Pig again.

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@jeffdaggs @elonmusk Suck harder and senpai might notice you someday.

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I just remembered some guy who paid $50 just to talk to me for another minute or two and it was because I ran out of 1s at the rail at a strip club and he wanted to keep bullshitting with me.

I'm just happy for the dancer because she got an extra $50 just because I was nice.

[🜏 @ArielDanielle]

@DairyQueen I sent a DM 😢

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Can't order online at any @DairyQueen in the city. Y'all okay?

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@TeamYouTube Impose a limit, then.

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@YouTube Quit it with the ads that are whole episodes longer than the video I'm trying to watch. It's obnoxious.

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@cu3cordelia_ Saddest shit I've seen all week.

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@elonmusk While maternal mortality skyrockets.

[alexis @thealexiskraft]

@Acyn “in four years you won’t have to vote again”

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@HoustonTX Recycles huh? Then why hasn't my recycling been picked up in over a month?

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There's a guy who was mean to me when we were kids so every so often I scroll through his Instagram and call him a fucking loser.

He does cool stuff though.

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Look, I'm calling it now: Ariana Grande is on drugs.

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@BlizzardCS Okay so if I don't have game keys from a decade ago or transaction IDs from long closed bank accounts I just... don't get to play the games I bought? Because I can't take off an authenticator I never requested to have on the account?

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@BlizzardCS Kind of ridiculous that I can't respond to help tickets about being unable to access my acct requesting more information because they require me to log in to my account.
I think I'm 5 tickets in now and no one is actually reading the problem, they're auto-replying.

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@BlizzardCS Literally every time I've created a new ticket, I've included the original ticket ID and it's been completely ignored. #94646114

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@wayuuprincess is an underrated actor