started doing yoga in march, totally fell in love with it, and now im realizing i have to stop because im so hypermobile that im injuring the shit out of myself #flop#imsad
when my tables see my paint palette tattoo, ask me what i paint, i say i went to art school, and their very intelligent response is to say βand now youre waiting tables XDβ we should be allowed to kill 5 people a day
i went bowling with 10 of my coworkers and got absolute dead last by a long shot. then when they said youre either good at bowling or good at sex it genuinely made me feel better
i click buttons on my phone and close and open apps looking for something that doesnt exist. i am damned to repeat these actions endlessly, fruitlessly. i am a fool.
aita if my apartment has been reeking of weed and i caught my neighbor smoking b/c i went outside, didnt know she was there, and went: βJESUS christβ and then she proceeded to go inside, and scream and sob on the phone to her boyfriend having a full meltdown
at this point it might be an ocd compulsion. girl i promise you pet supplies plus has not sent you an urgent message where you will die if not marked read