Ari Shaffer’s Mom

I’m Ari Shaffer’s mother. I’ll never forget the day he dropped molly in my whiskey. I woke up in his bed hours later with a Superman action figure in my pussy.

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@GayleKing You nasty dog headed bitch

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@GayleKing Dog headed bitch

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@gatewaypundit What about the white people sitting down in front of them? It’s only bad if you’re black?

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@iheartmindy @AndrewPollackFL Nice tits

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@elonmusk Vibe* 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@elonmusk Dear Elon. As someone who drives a vehicle with 0 air bags/safety features I feel so unsafe I can’t even travel to the next city to visit. Your vehicles give me something to dream about! Thanks! #DontDoubtYerVine!

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@Freddie17199722 @HBO @netflix @etnow @TMZ @sunny @MarcLobliner @SHAQ @stephenasmith I fucked both of your moms

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@Freddie17199722 @HBO @netflix @etnow @TMZ @sunny @MarcLobliner @SHAQ @stephenasmith Thanks for the support!

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

https://t.co/EyYVcAZDtZ

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@joerogan @MarcusLuttrell would be a dope guest.. A lot of navy seals would be dope. Mark Owen Clinton Emerson, Robert O’Neill, Nicholas Irving I read all there books. They are very inspirational people.

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@joerogan @benshapiro is using your name as clickbait on YouTube. Misinforming people that the JRE has been cancelled. You should #DickPunch him @stephenasmith style

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@joerogan Swag

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@JennieStencel Wipe til there’s no stripe

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@JennieStencel That’s me!

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@AriShaffir yesterday you had 250,000 followers. Now it’s 217,00... yikes. You still wanna talk shit about dead people?

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

Two WWE stars both impregnated by @VinceMcMahon

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

Why is the Sirius star censored in google sky and other star viewing tools? @neiltyson

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@AriShaffir Ari my boy. Remember when you caught me cheating on your father with my father? Yea I’ll hop on any dick but that dick was tasty!

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@LeoBalayon @AriShaffir Dude only has 250k that’s not a career

[Ari Shaffer’s Mom @AriShaffer]

@AriShaffir You shouldn’t be so sad my boy. Are you upset that nobody likes you? Mommy likes you... in bed😏