Katrina

Newly minted American citizen and forever the optimist. You’ll often find me wishing I were sleeping or ranting about work as a receptionist.

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Eyeing up the clock… section 101, Row I, seat 13

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Watching Care Bears and trying to explain Grumpy Bear’s disposition to our kids. SO says you don’t have to be happy to care and if that’s not the truest thing I’ve ever heard… #depressedbear

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@dunkindonuts Enjoying another latte without espresso. Who doesn’t want a $5 cup of steamed milk? I also prefer my cheeseburgers without the burger. #sarcasm and #sadness

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@MMontgomery5 @70s_party Omg, I did too. It was never not weird.

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OMG! All is right in the sandwich world. I still can’t pronounce it, but now I can mobile order it again. Can you bring back Roe V Wade too? #FrontegaFan #PaneraSweepstakes

[Panera Bread @panerabread]

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@dhewlett Ah! I can’t wait. I’m rewatching the series and I’m on S3E6. Such a blast from the past!

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Um, @Target, not sure that’s the right emoji. I’m all for supporting bereaved families, but I don’t think a sale on baby clothing will accomplish that.

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@Sp0on For the same reason my kid was crying and didn’t want to get out of the car to walk 20 feet. “It’s freezing! Are you trying to kill me?”

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@world_iswide Omg. This is my life. I was told it’d get easier. They lied.

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@shadowbottle @QueZed makes me use it, does that count?

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@Vbunny It’s been an... enlightening year. Between politicizing public health to selfish behavior, the loneliness of this year has not come from quarantining at home. Keep your head up and watch for the helpers.❤️

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@world_iswide Post COVID-Thanksgiving testing? I hear it’s what all the “cool families” are doing.

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❤️

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If you are staying home this Thanksgiving to keep your loved ones safe, please retweet this status. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.

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Washing my multivitamin down with a beer because I’m a grown ass adult.

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I’ve received a life promotion. My son made me his official lollipop holder. I mean... that’s big to a 4 year-old. To be trusted with a sticky, half eaten candy, I’m honoured.

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Why does my kid pick the night he’s consumed the most sugar to fall asleep before brushing his teeth? Seriously. This kid never sleeps. Except for the nights he needs his teeth brushed the most.

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Our parent teacher conference ended with my son taking off his shirt and flaunting his nipples. Then dinner ended with my other son dialing 9-1-1 repeatedly. Sooooo.... kids are fun.

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Son decided to be “the person that does my hair today” and he starts braiding it while being all causal “So, what have you been up to today?” It was eerily like every haircut I’ve ever had (minus my hair looking better).

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SO Deep Thought: Chickens are like the original food replicators.