Richard Tomlin

....Home alone.

[Lorraine @reallorraine]

Yep. Apparently the selling point was you didn’t have to clean the bath afterwards

[Kavango Resources @KavangoRes]

Just a reminder of why the #GRS's location could be so prospective...

✅ At the nexus of multiple faults and a craton margin
✅ Probable enhanced permittivity for intrusions
✅ Structurally complex

Our layered work is now building on these strong initial signs

#KAV #KSZ 🇧🇼

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

Watch this refusal by Minister to answer me on why flights are cheap & trains so expensive - not helped by patronising substitute Tory Cttee Chair shushing me when I dare to do my job holding Govt to account

Share if you think we need answers, not obfuscation from the boys 💪

[Climate Acceptance Studios @ClimateAccept]

Day 4 over and all #ridefortheirlives cyclists have arrived safely in Harrogate. It’s been a tough day for many but it’s had its ups especially with an amazing start to the day meeting some inspiring young people including @CaptainTobias9 in Sheffield. #PollutionDrift

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

@sgwarnog Me too

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

@ThisisBlyth
Hi Tom, I loved the show last night. I thought you all gave brilliant comic performances. I wrote The Collectors and I wanted to thank you for doing an amazing job with the material. It was perfect. Hope to meet you some time, Richard

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

@markjosephactor
Hi Mark, I loved the show last night. I thought you all gave brilliant comic performances. I wrote The Collectors and I wanted to thank you for doing an amazing job with the material. It was perfect. Hope to meet you some time, Richard

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

@john_tomlin Dear John, This is Richard Tomlin, your cousin from the UK. This account looks dormant, so I won't say much here. Could you email please at [email protected]. I have tried old email addresses with no luck. Best wishes, Richard.

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

@m_keane Shhh...moonlighting. But seriously, spare a thought for your donor, who died or maybe sold his own hip. Carry a donor card folks!

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

@m_keane "Let's twist again like we did last summer". Don't be a bed blocker. I mean...Get well soon.

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

@TheLCW ....Comedy films that made me cry? Titanic.

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

@TheLCW #StewFilms "Oh Brother, Where Stew Art Thou?" .... "The Day The Earth Stewed Still"....

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

@TheLCW #StewFilms Painful: "AI: Stew-artificial Intel -Lee-gence" Or "Harry Potter and the Death -Lee Hallows: Part Stew.....

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

@TheLCW #StewFilms How about: InterStewlar? Stew Velvet? The Man with Stew Brains? I Know What Stew Did Last Summer.....

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

Hi Sam, Richard from Hackney here. Tell your dad that I too am on Instagram. If he finds out, please ask him to let me know what it's for.

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

Lose 20 lbs. of Fat in 30 Days - Without Doing Any Exercise http://t.co/OZMJ7t6K

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

Relief when heard NatWest computer error responsible for customers being unable to see their money. Then realised I don't have any. Damn.

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

Incredible coincidence: Italian national broadcaster RAI's business editor is called Roberto Pesto.

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

Just saw Dustin Hoffman on Picadilly. He didn't recognise us.

[Richard Tomlin @Arjaydeetee]

@Callume8 isn't it time you went to bed?