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Father figure to the world

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

@Apple I’ve begged my brother to get an iPhone for years and he went in to buy and iPhone from an Apple Store.

Unfortunately the staff there was so rude to him he walked out and bought an android from Best Buy.

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

@Xbox can you make an Xbox controller that doesn’t have to be Bluetooth paired with a dongle. Can we just have a regular 2.4ghz dongle that just doesn’t lag and doesn’t have any connection issues.

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

@KLM @airfrance @IndiGo6E this is beyond frustrating.
International baggage delayed, now stuck in Bangalore for days with no action.
My wedding is in a couple days
No one is giving me a clear answer.
This is abhorrent customer service and organization.

[DadJoker @AGupte]

@Everready I grew up with your brand and have purchased your batteries for decades. Unfortunately, recently purchased batteries (manufactured 05/25 and labelled good for 36 months) last barely two weeks in my mouse, whereas another unknown brand in the same mouse lasts a month!

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

@hulu_support hulu wtf - so many people have opened accounts solely for watching the oscars. Get your shit together. this is literally theft

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

@EnayaaaH @Nathani23 Bro got COOKED

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

this is why i pay my internet bills

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Rishabh @RishabhRTri]

it’s embarrassing how much better summer is than any other season. when anybody argues about it I just imagine them with clown makeup

“winter is a vibe tho” sweetie please stop talking 🙏

[yume nikki minaj à trois @jun3buggy]

ima just sit back and count my money tbh im just on my own shit i dont concern myself with externalities

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

There are more writers than readers

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

@matthewtcheung @RishabhRTri Bro gets veggie ramen and says it is overrated. That’s like me watching movie with eyes closed and saying I could have just listened to the audio book

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

For some people it is alcohol, for some it’s heroin. For me it’s dota 2 with podcast in the background.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

Fat free cream cheese is an abomination #creamcheese

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

@AdobePremiereCC FIX YOURR SHIT

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

Fucking iPhone battery draining like fuck as soon as 15 comes out

[oxnor @ArjunOxnor]

My schedule:
(Daily)

4:00
Wake

8:30
Get out of bed

9:00 to 5:00
Work

5:00
Calisthenics

10:59
End workout

11:00
Dinner

11:30
Read the Bible

1:00
Sleep