Arjun Rastogi

I have a lot to say

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

I have since tried Hennessy. #neverstopneversettle

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

I’ve still never tried Hennessy. I wonder what all the rage is.

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

Need to vibe code a mf that takes my place in stupid conversations #cantbebothered

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

I’m back bitches #thereturn

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

@KamathN5 respond to my message on LinkedIn

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

Liam is back!!! #daddyshome 😍

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

Nothing better than a home cooked meal… except chicken wings 🔥

But ya thanks for the food, Muma

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

Y’all ever rate public bathrooms while taking a dump?

Current situation:

7/10 cleanliness
7/10 smell
4/10 vibes (lame)
5/10 soap

5.75/10 overall. Would not be inclined to dump again.

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

It’s crazy how that one friend keeps cracking jokes even tho no one is laughing 💀 TAKE THE HINT

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

Dude, Karens gonna Karen… we know this! Why it still bother me tho?

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

What’s the deal with those friends who always have a witty remark? That’s it? You’re choosing for this to be your personality?

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

I turn into a different person when playing Fortnite #sorrynotsorry

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

Thinking of starting to use LinkedIn the way I use twitter #devious #plsdontfireme

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

That song Hey Baby by T-Pain and Pitbull was generation defining. Absolute masterpiece. Chef’s kiss 🤌

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

I hate when people criticize me for changing my opinion or beliefs… I received new information lol… what did u want me to do #please

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

I hate when ppl don’t believe me about stuff… I am lying of course… but still? Where’s the trust 💀

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

No better feeling than scoring a goal at the soccer game when ur dad shows up #sixthgrade

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

I don’t think we as a society talk about hot dogs enough. They’re so whack!!!! You’re eating this weird homogenous meat in an intestinal casing yet it absolutely smacks. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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Dude I need some nachos #asap

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@SpiritAirlines Sent a DM. Have fun reading that :)

[Arjun Rastogi @ArjunRastogi_]

I HATE spirit airlines #theworst