Conquertron

The One True Fürher of the New Arkeyan Regime, and Holder of the Iron Fist of Arkus (Parody by @SkylandsToEarth)

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

@EyeSmalll @TNT_Enthusiast Join Arkus.

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

@EyeSmalll @TNT_Enthusiast No

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

[Outgoing Radial Message Result: Export Success

Target: //Load.Data.Failure\\

Notes: Encryption Failed.

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‘ You’ve been radio silent for weeks Pandorus. What’s going on out there? I need an update, and fast ’
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Attached File: //Load.Data.Failure\\]

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

@BroiledCornaire There is no such thing as excessive force.

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

Join the Arkeyan Armada, and you will be spared the torment.

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

@BroiledCornaire You’d be surprised.

[Master Starcast @SenseiStarcast]

I feel weird.

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

@Bitterbladeceru @TNT_Enthusiast I am sure you will enjoy trying.

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

@Bitterbladeceru @TNT_Enthusiast Missing a limb, but alright.

[Machine Ghost @Machine_Gh0st]

why didn't they tell me am i not worth knowing these kinds of things i knew him for longer than either of them why didn't they tell me

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

@BigbroBlitzSky Such as?

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

Join the Arkeyan Armada

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

@BigbroBlitzSky A Kingdom of legendary warriors, with a rich culture spanning millions of years in recorded history.

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

@CrackleEngineer @SceptileTwins The original engineer is certainly not going to be fired.

[Rivet @CrackleEngineer]

Hello, everyone. Seeing as the Engineering Department has a new head engineer (me, of course) I figured I should introduce myself. I am Rivet, the best Goddamn engineer this side of skylands. If you’re arkeyan and your shits broke, i’m the guy who fixes it.

[Rivet @CrackleEngineer]

Dude if I get asked to fix one more fucking juggernaut I’m going to lose it. HOW DO YOU KEEP BREAKING YOUR SHIELDS SO EASILY

[Rivet @CrackleEngineer]

Glory to the regime.

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

Attention Arkus,

As you all know, several months ago, our former king and head of engineering passed away under mysterious circumstances.

Welcome your new Head of Engineering, @CrackleEngineer

-Conquertron

[Whirlpool @TidalArkeyan]

Killing myself

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

@Arkeyan_lab You will be contacted with coordinates soon.

[Conquertron @ArkeyanConquer]

We want YOU