Arkham Horror Fan

Microfiction serving as brief session reports of my solo games of Arkham Horror.

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Roland and Agnes settled down after dispatching the writhing horror to oblivion, devoting time to their newfound psychoses and hypochondria.

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The moment he met the wizard beside the bonfire, Roland began to dance to the chants that echoed through the forest. He is dancing still....

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As Roland yanked the machete from the skull of another "cultist" he began to wonder if he was Arkham's white knight or a mere serial killer.

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Roland granted that picking Arkham as the spot for his vacation from the FBI proved an error given all the recent deer-masked home invaders.

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The living card game horror has arrived. Not sure if I should be ecstatic or terrified. I need to pass a will check to crack open the box!

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I'm more excited than a mi-go with a shiny new brain cylinder for the newly announced Arkham Horror: the Card Game: https://t.co/ww1xsQnZwc

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The Arkham ghouls and gugs wish you a Merry Cthulhumas... Wait, it's Halloween? That's just a scam run by Hastur and the candy corporations!

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Sadly before she could save humanity, Ursula drowned in the drool of a protoshoggoth, but at least she sort of died doing what she loved.

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The journal had the secret to the elder things' plot, but it was par for the course: world domination, resource exploitation, and free beer.

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Ursula learned her lesson about touching alien corpses in Antarctica. "I got poisoned just so I could have this worthless mi-go brain case?"

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Offered a poetry reading by Borges, Ursula accepted but didn't pay attention to his revelations, instead imagining how he'd taste in batter.

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Ursula welcomed Bill Dyer's help, but felt bad for him. As it stood he'd "vanish" during a blackout or fall prey to unstable astral gates.

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Ursula was in South Africa one minute and Chicago the next! "Another stupid wormhole? Why can't the laws of physics just behave for once?"

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Ursula wondered why whenever she blacked out another plump porter vanished. It wasn't like she ate them. After all, she was still hungry!!

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Discovering the alien internment camp should have been a bigger shock, but Ursula had seen the other side of reality. She was not impressed.

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The alien dismissed Ursula with a wave of an appendage. She awoke in London, reasonably sure the alien had berated her in a British accent.

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It was odd to return from the jungle to civilization, what with all the moons and tentacles. Ursula groaned; she was lost in time and space.

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Weary of adventuring, Ursula was ready to retire to a nice little treehouse in deepest Africa, but sadly the elder things had other plans.

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Eldritch Horror with Mountains of Madness: Ursula Downs vs. the Rise of the Elder Things. #arkham #horror #ffg #Cthulhu

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Elder Sign Omens: Dexter's flute playing sent the horrid Bloated Woman shrieking. He sighed, deciding he needed lessons if he was going pro.