Emily Joan

high school history teacher during the school year & binge gamer over summer. (enthusiastic home cook year round)
she/her

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

@joeynoelle This is amazing!
I teach World History and Anthropology while supporting our campus' English Language Learners.
We have a switch dock hooked up to the projector because Overcooked breakdowns transcend the language barrier and bring us all together.
https://t.co/QMQqiv1SMa

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

@joeynoelle High school World History and Anthropology teacher here!

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@she_is_june Noooooooo

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

I just need @samreich to consider all joy that a Taskmaster-esque episode of Game Changer cod put into the world.

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

@RKGvideo Thank you for this. Made my Christmas shopping for my husband super easy.

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

@Klutzleo I remember having to water down Gatorade after I got my tonsils out because it was "too spicy"

Good luck little man.

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

@pickedlastjake @astralditz I read "most" as "moist" and now feel there's a missed opportunity.

[Bring Hockey Back @BringHockeyBack]

💥FREE TEE ALERT💥

Step 1: RT this.

Step 2: Reply back and simply guess how many penalties there will be (total) in game 4, tonight.

We will be picking random peeps who guess correctly to score a I’m helping tee. 🤙

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

@TheDunkinHOnut I'm three matches in and really appreciating how fucking clueless I am.

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

My latest tactic to avoid grading:

Installing #LeagueOfLegends

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

Ask questions.
Be critical of unknown sources.
Corroborate new information.
Correct misinformation (ideally in a one-on-one conversation).

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

Wordle 246 4/6

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Something snarky about learning through wrong answers only.

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

@DustinGrowick Students Trying to Earn Money

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

Wordle 206 3/6

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This has quickly become a part of my morning routine.

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

@Kentomondo_ Only add to them.

Like if they had left an unfinished pony, you finish the pony for them... right?

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

I remember how " functional" the elevators were in FT.

Also, Google tenements.

Ugh.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

The back story: UCSB is grappling with a student housing crunch. The proposed solution? Stuff more than 4,500 students into a warehouse-size building in which the about 94% of the units do not have access to natural light or fresh air. https://t.co/8YnuzyKdaJ

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

@pickedlastjake This week a kid in my 1st period has Kramer-entered the classroom to announce whether it is a bones/no bones day.

It has drastically improved my week.

[Emily Joan @Arkhimedian]

@Kentomondo_ Immediate existential crisis.

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@Klutzleo First experiences matter. Be intentional with beta exposure. Pushing a release date is better than shipping something unplayable.

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@Kentomondo_ Seriously though.
I lost 20 minutes of instruction last week in answering all of the questions about lockdown in my 9th grade class.