The Super Malas Guy

Hugot is Life. Morning Rusher 🚗💨

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

Hiya @chicogarcia TTT suggestion #AngKinakatakotKoNgayon
- as an attorney, masabi ko ang eme at char during a trial
- kumalat sa office ang alter account ko
- magsunod sunod ng gastos after maubos ang ipon ko

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#IOweYouAnApology I apologize to my fellow Filipinos kasi isa ako sa reasons why certain politician got elected. Ayan tuloy, nasasayang ang pera nating lahat dahil sa kanya. #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#IOweYouAnApology may good news at bad news ako. Yung good news, I proved na gumagana ang airbags ng car mo na hiniram ko. #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#ImOverthinkingIt when I see succesful posts from friends on social media, napapaisip ako, why does everyone have their life together except me? May kulang ba akong ginagawa? #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#ImOverthinkingIt kapag pumasok ako sa room at feeling ko tumahimik ang lahat, ako na naman ang pinaguusapan nila. #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#AnoKayaAngThoughtProcess ng internal organs ko, yung tipong 9 hrs ako sa opisina, may bidet, malakas ang flush ng bowl, pero sa MRT rush hour nagisip magalboroto na 3hrs pauwi. 😣 #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#AnoKayaAngThoughtProcess nung nagkamali ng text sa akin 2 weeks ago. Akala nya, boss nya ako, asking for 3 days leave. Sabi ko, make it 2 weeks. Ngayon, miscol sya ng miscol sa akin. 🤔 #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#WhatGaveYouAway nung nakisabay sila sa car ko, nagautomatic yung songs ni britney, mariah at whitney. #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#WhatGaveYouAway nung hiniram nya phone ko, nabasa nya ang name ko sa kanya “bruhildang akala mo tagapagmana ng kumpanya” #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#WhatGaveYouAway nasa ibang bansa ka, tapos narinig mo yung hotel attendant nagsabi, can you kill the lights? #TheMorningRush

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#ItsAPlusNotAMinus walang naga-add sa akin on FB and IG? Mukhang hindi pa kumakalat ang scandal ko. 😱 #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#RXGreets Good morning! Otw to Baguio para gumala. Happy Riot guys 😊

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#ItsAPlusNotAMinus I’m fat? Kapag nagkaubusan ng food on earth, I’ll survive longer because of my fat reserves. #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#ItsAPlusNotAMinus we have a small house with a single floor? That’s easy access from room to sala to bathroom. #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#ItsAPlusNotAMinus no out of town ganap on the weekend? More time for me to sleep and binge watch my shows. #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#PagBeastModeAko sa lakas at bangis pag kakagamit, this small pen is being considered a weapon of mass destruction. #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#PagBeastModeAko I will make sure to write you one letter for each day of the year, 365 in total. Just so you would know how much I adore you. #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#PagBeastModeAko I shall orate this speech with such unbridled fervor that the very air will quiver, and syllables shall march forth like an army of truth. #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#PagBeastModeAko mamanhid ang panga ko at sasakitan ng lalamunan dahil all night long na ito… sa videoke. #TheMorningRush @RX931

[The Super Malas Guy @Arkiemon]

#AnswersToSongQuestions akin ka na lang? Sorry, I’m like a google drive. Available for sharing. #TheMorningRush @RX931