Ark

Former robot given flesh. Sent to Hell for being too good at pranks.

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[Ark @Arkubus]

"Knowledge, pleasure, and revenge are what keep me going."

😈Genderfluid concubus
💜Lewd/non-lewd
✏️Open for plotting
🔥Abilities, history, etc. explained here: https://t.co/IbMXD3nBFm
🔁Retweets appreciated
⬇️Additional info below!

[Ark @Arkubus]

@ShrinkingBevy //Ayyy

[Ark @Arkubus]

@VolkovAeris SMACKS ASS.

[Ark @Arkubus]

@SolBaya "Yeah, but a firebomb is a bit much, don't you think?"

[Ark @Arkubus]

@SolBaya Now dripping all over the floor after dousing themself and their living room with a water spell.

"Aizu, why?!"

[Ark @Arkubus]

"Huh, I wonder what this i--"

BOOM!

"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK I'M ON FIRE"

[Ark @Arkubus]

@DairyAmbrosia Casually gropes that bubble butt--.

[Ark @Arkubus]

@TallyBeRolling Challenge accepted

[Ark @Arkubus]

@SolBaya Ark blinked, standing down and keeping their hands to themself for once.

"I am... but if you're not feeling it, that's okay."

[Ark @Arkubus]

@SolBaya "Aw, what's with the cold shoulder?"

Looking a bit concerned, they cautiously stepped closer to her...

[Ark @Arkubus]

@SolBaya "Except you... but perhaps we can fix that."

[Ark @Arkubus]

@BallistaMerc Waving back, Ark would head for home... they really were planning to cook ossobuco, but they had one other thing planned as well...

[Ark @Arkubus]

@BallistaMerc "Hmm, true.

Food will be ready in about an hour. I assume you remember where to find me?"

[Ark @Arkubus]

@BallistaMerc "Sure, that works!
...
Ah, but just so you know, if it's poison I'll just respawn."

The demon chuckled playfully, perhaps as a joke, or maybe as a defense mechanism.

[Ark @Arkubus]

@BallistaMerc "Ah, it's basically veal shanks braised in wine.

You don't have to bring anything, but I'll give you a chance to get changed if you don't feel like eating in your combat gear. Up to you, though."

[Ark @Arkubus]

@BallistaMerc "Ossobuco. Wanna come have some?"

[Ark @Arkubus]

@BallistaMerc "I like bothering people in general for fun, honestly."

They shrug, a small grin creeping up on their face.

[Ark @Arkubus]

@BallistaMerc "You said it was for fun, though."

[Ark @Arkubus]

@BallistaMerc "Oh, good, so it wasn't just for fun like what you did with me just now. I was starting to have questions."

[Ark @Arkubus]

@BallistaMerc "Damn, that sounds pretty brutal... what did they do?"

[Ark @Arkubus]

@BallistaMerc "Oh yeah? How did that go?"