silly thing ! thats not the sound puppies make. try again silly girl, its "bark bark" not "please stop that hurts i really cant take it this time" god youre so annoying
Last night, friend messages: "This heat is unbearable, I'm heading over." When she gets to my place I ask her "Is your AC out?"
She looks down at me, points at herself, and goes "Dog. I am a dog. Heat refers to being horny."
"Oh—"
"Dude, you're such a fucking dork. Oh my God."
I've been dressing alt since 14 and it just makes me sad to see dog, all carbon copies of each other, all as oversexualized as they could possibly be. one single tradgoth in white foundation and a renaissance funeral dress is more valuable than every single goonergoth out there