The Armada Advantage

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can u believe thanos dusted the armada advantage account?

but we back now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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update: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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I swear if a teacher just so happens to decide to give me homework today I'm going to flip a table.

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you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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@domiafrate13 no, sidewalk chalk isn't, but pissing on something is, honey

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yes the rivals game is tonight and yes we want to win but vandalizing richmond's field????? smh y'all are better than this

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school starts in 5 days can I get a HELL NO

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best substitute teacher??

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Hillbilly Village? You mean Farmada, right?

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seeing a bunch of people I know at the fair everywhere I turn gets aggravating

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it's the last day of school, what do you do?

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I can't think of another school that's made tractors on the last day a tradition 🚜🎉

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#TheArmadaAdvantage : having a tractor rally on the last day of school as a competition to see who's the biggest hick of a hick school 🚜

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ONE. MORE. DAY.

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I don't know which is more hilarious... mrs siemen's reaction or the damn carrots 😂

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armada has a pretty weak definition of "fight"

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well there was a freshman "fight" #2 today, and the only interesting thing about it was that one of the girls lost her carrots #RIPcarrots

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s/o to all the parents that text with a bunch of unnecessary emojis 🤗🏇🍒🗿🚙😼🐠👄👽🎂🍪🌽🎟🚄🕹💊🔑📅🚽✂️♻️🃏🇪🇸👂🏼🌚🌺🐬👓👒👠

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AHS - an acronym for both Armada High School and American Horror Story... honestly I see no difference between the two

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when the teacher walks by and u gotta pretend like u know what you're doing