Armando Eiler

[Armando Eiler @ArmandoEiler]

@AlfredWhipdfgy ok i just watched this 5 times in a row and i'm not ashamed

[Armando Eiler @ArmandoEiler]

Jeremiah: …yeah R?
R: I wanna know how to vampire brood!!!
Jeremiah: vampire brood..?
Jeremiah: you know brooding isn’t apart of the vampire thing
R: >:d but lik every 1 does it
Jeremiah: it’s a cultural thing-
R: soooo you can still teach me *blink blink*
Jeremiah: *sigh*

[Armando Eiler @ArmandoEiler]

@rogersmary9720 me every single day pretending i have my life together:

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@elizabetojoG7Ue saving this so hard my phone asked me if i was sure fr

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It’s really nice to see a place continue serving good food all these years! 🙌 Their signature **Yuan Yang Fried Garlic Sambal BBQ Stingray** 🐟🌶️ is definitely a must-try!

[Armando Eiler @ArmandoEiler]

@AdinaHuhta Okay but where did she get that outfit from? I need it immediately

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@JaniseFineuaz7 The subtle detail that nobody noticed changes everything

[Armando Eiler @ArmandoEiler]

今朝、雨と雷がすごかったんだけど
そんな中この子がひとりで外歩いていたみたいで息子が保護して警察に届けました
早く飼い主さんの元に帰れますように
（震えていたから着ていた服で温めてあげていたので裸です🫣） 拡散したいけど住んでる場所特定されちゃうの困るしなぁ、、😔

[Armando Eiler @ArmandoEiler]

or is this me under pressure.. is it maybe what comes out of me when I am squeezed real hard.. is this my true essence.. or is it that I am who I believe I am. A decent person, who just can’t control his shadows/demons in some glimpses of time..

[Armando Eiler @ArmandoEiler]

夜中じゅう、何度もキッチンや洗面所へ向かった。 もしかしたら、水が出るかもしれない。 そう思って、そのたびに蛇口をひねる。 もちろん、足元はスニーカーのまま。 家の中なのに、もう裸足で歩ける場所なんてどこにもなかった。 余震が来るたびに、走って寝室へ戻る。…

[Armando Eiler @ArmandoEiler]

@TulaAberle the storytelling in this deserves its own genre honestly

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Why Smashing Two Steel Ball Bearings Together Can Burn Paper and Even Trigger a Thermite Reaction