Armoured Jester

Just a man in a mask, hiding behind a computer screen like the rest of you.

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@pureMetatron ICE can slam me face first into the ground after I give them my DL, birth certificate and social, and I'll still be on their side after watching them slime hundreds of thousands of natural born "citizens"

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@Nickisbackbaby I am beyond you. You may catch up before your untimely death.

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@ItsDomBtw_ @TobyTurner We do not require your consent. It is going to happen if things do not correct themselves.

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@The_King_Trout I just want a house, man. I work hard and I think I should be able to buy a house.

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@kenzietuff Hate this song. It was oversaturated and now I can't stand it.

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@PlisskenPatriot

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@ShitpostRock2 @Griot2325 I don't want camps. I want to skip that step.

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@AntisepticMoose @Countcristo44 @Tomoyamazaki5 It's a squirrel, you can't be mad.

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@pureMetatron A miserable pile of lies and secrets.

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@Peepgame007 @JohnnyCrypto18 @david040600 Appreciate the crack but that's a 2x6

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@david040600 They say, "if you wouldn't put your dick in there, don't stick your fingers in there."

This guy isn't gonna last too long on this job.

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@MattWalshBlog David Dorne was murdered for trying to stop a YN from stealing a tv.

They hate functional black men.

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@kcuf_sreggin @Mericamemed You have failed the bro test

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@TobyTurner It will be an honor to fight by your side, Toby.

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@ItsDomBtw_ @TobyTurner Shifting the Overton window, like all good patriots have been doing.

We're approaching "rivers of blood" time, and we need to get people on board.

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@DoinksTheFrog @neon_nightlight Rich people pretending to camp

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@TobyTurner @Marendar420 Jon earned his retirement. Let him and the wife raise the baby for a while and see if he comes back. Him and PewdiePie.

Good dudes, those two.

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@Hntaigana @uncledoomer I'll just mow down on a few cans of vienna sausages if I'm in the mood. Sometimes I'll have a couple spoonfuls of cottage cheese for a snack.

Simple food make simple man happy.

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@uncledoomer @tylenoljones_ I won't tell a man what to eat if he's happy with what he's eating.

My ex wife has been obsessed with ramen for as long as I've known her. I have occasionally had to make her eat something else just to make sure she didn't die, but I let her eat the ramen.

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@JamesRaxz I've always hated pride and sports

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