John Schauman

Army #artilleryislife snapchat: ricandude95

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Working in the rain always kills my fucking mood

[John Schauman @Army7771]

@rbeaton36

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@tsirianno26 Done and done

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Is it cold weather season yet?

[John Schauman @Army7771]

Work has taken over my life #sadtweet

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I love how my boss expects us to keep working in a thunderstorm while it’s down pouring.. like no you can go fuck yourself the tree will still be there...probably

[John Schauman @Army7771]

Told to be at work at 6 and I was scrambling to get here on time and when I finally pull in everyone’s leaving and now I’m the only one here with no information as to what the fuck to do..

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Fort Bliss soldier hailed as hero in El Paso mall shooting https://t.co/WoKN3JGe0t

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A fox got one of our chickens so I’m all geared up in full battle rattle waiting for his sorry ass

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@WTFFacts This movie was straight trash #bigfacts

[John Schauman @Army7771]

Days like today make me wanna chug whiskey and quit

[John Schauman @Army7771]

First time at catt county fair and already got hit on by an old lady #stillgotit

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Only MG kids would understand what it’s like to walk into class and see sprank daddy as your sub

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Now that I’ve got Alexa I’m at a whole new level of lazy

[John Schauman @Army7771]

@Swmghockey21 Got fucked into workin #sadtweet

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I’ve been sitting in the work truck for like 45 minutes waiting for my boss to tell me if I can go home or have to go cut a tree 😐 #butitsmybirthday

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Thomas Rhett concerts are fucking nuts

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Had a dream and I flinched in my sleep and ended up biting my tongue 🙃 #fml

[John Schauman @Army7771]

This vacation is probably the best one I’ve taken