In the past 10 minutes I’ve seen a cop yelled Fuck the Spurs, Spiderman doing pull-ups on scaffolding, a girl with an angelic voice singing Empire State of Mind on a boombox, and a dad help his 8 year old son light a Wemby jersey on fire. There are no other cities in the world
“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”
High school phenomenon: boys begin referring to each other by last name, an arbitrary few never lose this designation and 15 years hence are still exclusively called by their surname