Catholic twitter in a nutshell:
>”Look at this priest in Kenya celebrating mass in a small village, praise be to God!”
>”malfoid is my wife”
>”Is premarital eye contact mortal sin?”
>(insert Michael orthodox troon post)
Guy at church heard my name was Michael and he decided to explain the whole "Michael/Misty Orthodox" lore to me and i let him explain everything like i didnt know then when he was done i showed my twitter