Hon. Aron Evans™

God first | Manchester United |

[Andrew KE @Andre_dz]

lmaooo, Sonko took the guy that was arrested for shoplifting to the same supermarket aliishikwa na akamfanyia shopping

[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

Dear God,
Thank You for the gift of life. Thank You for Your Faithfulness. Lord, we don’t know what this day holds, but we know that You hold the day. Pease Guide & protect us from every stumbling block. May the oil of Grace upon our lives never run dry. In Jesus Name we Pray

[Erick Mutai, PhD @Dr_MutaiEric]

You are a wonderful family. We really thank God. Thanks alot for your support guys.

[Kwach @Raf_11844]

@_fels1 Kisumu is better,Mombasa at 9am shops are yet to be opened. When you ask residents they'll answer you "Dah kumamake huyu yuadhani Mombasa mji wa bidii,hapa Raha tu nyonyo. Mwanzo bidii kapeleke Busia."

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Kisumu is a dead town at 9 pm. The CBD is deserted and almost all businesses closed.

[Treasonous Abadi @Buggz79]

Petition to have Mlolongo recognised as Kenya's capital because our national activities should be reflected in the name of our capital...

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Wajir Woman Rep. Fatuma Gedi arrives at Parliament with a suitcase she says contains evidence linking DP Ruto to a number of alleged land grabbing cases

[Vernon Jones @VernonForGA]

BREAKING: Elon Musk just made a $43 billion offer to buy 100% of Twitter.

THIS is how we take down Big Tech.

Elon is quickly becoming my favorite African-American.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

What if all of us bought bicycles and rode to work or school in Nairobi? The caprice of oil marketers will end. Traffick nightmares will be a forgotten past. The carbon pollution will reduce. Importantly, we will be effortlessly fit and healthy. I am buying mine today. Are you?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Elon Musk says he believes Twitter should be private to go through changes that need to be made.

Says if his offer to buy 100% of Twitter is rejected he may reconsider his position as shareholder.

[Saddam @Saddam_KE]

Elections is coming and the two main candidates we have is the deputy of the guy responsible for all this mess and the guy endorsed by the main guy responsible for all this mess. Lose - Lose situation. ALL BECAUSE WE CANNOT SEE PAST TRIBES.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Elon Musk says he is offering to buy 100% of Twitter shares at $54.20 per share.

Says offer price is his best and final price.

[God's Child @yvonnebuluma]

Yooohhh @SafaricomPLC I've just received a phone call from this number [phone] at this time of the night and upon picking,"My name is Mheshimiwa Jaguar nakuomba tarehe bla bla bla ujitokeze unipigie kura kosokoso UDA".Mlipee mpaka jaguar number yangu na hamna details?

[Parody account of myself @samdave69]

Queueing for fuel.
Queuing at Safaricom.
Queuing at mall security.
Queueing to have temperature checked.
Queuing to vote.

We may as well change our name to QUENYA.

[Bane @MisterAlbie]

You can never out-money bad governance.

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Assume a loaf of bread costs 30 to make, and is sold at 40

Due to a range of reasons not necessary to go into, government introduces a number of creative taxes, levies and charges on bread, taking its price up to 80. From this 80, government takes 40, leaving a 10 profit

[Hon Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

Puppet master.

[Hon Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

“You cannot tell the hyena to write a proposal on how to keep the goats.

You have taken sides so stand up and fuck off.” - Babu Owino to Justin Muturi.

[David Zabinsky @DavidZabinsky]

Eliahu Itzkovitz was 9 years old when he saw a prison guard murder his family in a Romanian concentration camp in 1940.

And in seeking revenge years later, Eliahu would embark on a decade-long manhunt for his family's killer that could - and should - be a movie.

The story:

[Wixx Mangutha @wixx_mangutha]

Oh my goodness!!! Yeeesss...it's time!!!😭♥️ Just left home for the airport. 😭🥳♡ Truly grateful to God for today and really looking forward to what the future holds. Who's cutting onions? 😭🙏🏽♥️ Europe here I come. 💫 #wekeepitmoving