Aron McLean Simkins

Adman, Author, Musician, Person

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@JasminRappleye #survivingmormonism is when I get to EQ and find out the instructor just barely found out he had the lesson 15 minutes ago.

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@bushontheradio @RichieFirth
Police tribute band names:
Stingronicity
Coal Mine Canaries
Kings of Pain
The Fuzz

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But keep in mind, you wouldn’t need to worry about that per person weight unless the lift had 13 people in it.

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@RichieFirth @bushontheradio
About 77 kg per person.

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@bushontheradio @RichieFirth @Absolute80s
Not sure if you’ve seen this before, but if you crush up 4-5 Oreos and add a quarter cup milk, mix it up and put in the microwave for a min, you’ll have a warm chocolate cake. Pretty fun dessert.

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@bushontheradio @RichieFirth @Absolute80s
Madness tribute band name ideas:
Madnass
One Step Beyond
Middle of the Street

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@bushontheradio @RichieFirth @Absolute80s comfortably at home, shoes off and watching the kids play FIFA on XBox.

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If the corner three hasn’t fallen the last four times, might as well try again. It’s only the game on the line. #SAMvsKU

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Really heartwarming Samford allowing that make-a-wish kid to play with them in the game. Go #12. #SAMvsKU

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No T@T bingo tonight, just a simple guess to dip my toes back into the Ten at a ten waters.

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@andycrane64 @greatesthitsuk Hullo Andy! Diddly Dee, it’s me! And 78 is my guess.

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@bushontheradio Got banned from a bowling alley as a teen. We got carried away trying to see how high we could launch the balls before they made contact with the lane. In hindsight, I would have banned me, too.

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@SteveMartinToGo @latimes @EricIdle The last one.

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@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth Thou shalt not remain obliviously in my blind spot whilst I attempt a lane change.

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@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth Probably not too safe or smart, but I enjoy going on a hike in the hills by myself. Been watching Walking Dead tho… so when I run into other hikers, I catch myself feeling like I need to hide.

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@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth @bushontheradio @RichieFirth listen… it was a little rough for me but fits the black and white qualification: The Lighthouse.

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@andycrane64 I would like to submit the year after my birth: 1981. So, I guess tonight’s 10@10 really does age me.

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@andycrane64 @TheyCallMeScot
Dearest An-diddly-dy, I would like to submit my guess of 91. No 10@10 bingo for me today. Just a simple guess. It was Zucherro that tipped me off. @greatesthitsuk

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@TheyCallMeScot @RichieFirth @marksandspencer @Tesco @Absolute80s @bushontheradio Is this the equivalent of 10-year old me playing with matches when mom left me alone at home for an afternoon?

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@TheyCallMeScot Haha. Brilliant. Not sure if I am witnessing @RichieFirth at his rock bottom, or at his peak.