Arpit Bala

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Chrissy: the fuck’s all that?
Benny: fiber optic cables…high speed internet access
Vito: lotta money in this shit
Patsy: 😏
Chrissy:

[Maung Thuta @CypressDahlia]

@JustinWhang AI dudes be like "what if I poisoned a family in a rural town to express the most dogshit idea anyone's ever had"

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

My ideal date is we both get eaten by an alligator

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

My startup is working on an exciting new way to drink water

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

mfs be like "i have a concept". yeah, for a poop car

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

oh no

[Arpit Bala @ArpitBala]

Naani house, vacation

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

Poop is in the fart

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

“Achoo!” said the sneezer
“Bless you” the sneezer’s admirer replied

[Arpit Bala @ArpitBala]

😂😂😂

[ThatBlessedGirl @BlessedGirl001]

He took off his bulletproof vest to hug you better, and you shot him.💔

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

And then his penis shattered into a million pieces for no reason. The end.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

This is why you NEVER eat rat feces

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

Date cancelled: she doesn’t like Howtobasic

[Arpit Bala @ArpitBala]

@MasterKaidi I like your beats bhai

[Arpit Bala @ArpitBala]

Hi lol

[Casey James Salengo @caseyJsalengo]

There’s nothing wrong with comedians choosing not to curse. But when they act like it’s some kind of masterful skill they’ve developed instead of a simple grift to improve their revenue stream it makes them huge virgin dorks

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I'm agemaxxing. Just keeps going up and up. At this rate, I will become the oldest person in the world.