Bootcamp.... sertifikasi.... wkwkwk pengangguran no income loh wkwk cari kerja buat dpt duit tp buat dpt kudu modal jutaan dulu dan itupun gapasti lgsng dpt, duit drmn gw tanya wkwkw
Di Indo jobseeker fg pun ga ramah buat org ekonomi pas2an yh ��
You know what we should do? Draw Frieren in mutiple old paintings, as if she has gonne around the ages posing for them to pay when in need of money for grimores and food
Life of an unemployed graduate:
- wake up at 10
- open LinkedIn at 10.05
- close LinkedIn at 10.07
- “3+ years experience required”
- for an entry level role
- parents ask “any updates?” daily
- friends posting offer letters
- resume updated 47 times
- still rejected in ATS round
- learning React again from a new tutorial
- “urgent hiring” but no replies
- motivation highest at night
- existential crisis highest in morning
- applying to 200 jobs feels normal
- every notification gives hope
- every email starts with “unfortunately”
- side projects half finished
- DSA sheets fully bookmarked
- sleep schedule completely destroyed
- “taking a short break” turns into 3 hours on X
- relatives think you’re lazy
- you’re actually just mentally exhausted
Graduation gives you a degree.
The job market gives you character development. 💀
I won’t tell you all the terrible thoughts I had about the 15-year-old Haruhi’s feet when 18-year-old me saw this in 2006, but go ahead and lock me up and throw away the key.