Arrogant BB8

I'm the best thing from the new Star Wars movie and you know it. Parody account.

[Arrogant BB8 @ArrogantBB8]

*doesn't brake for pedestrians*

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*subtle steers the conversion to his mix tape*

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*demands a king-sized bed on the road*

*doesn't sleep*

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*has an improbable number of gadgets to make life easier*

*only uses them to help himself*

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*read your text four days ago*

*says he just saw it*

[Arrogant BB8 @ArrogantBB8]

*is literally well-rounded*

[Arrogant BB8 @ArrogantBB8]

*beeps about you behind your back*

[Arrogant BB8 @ArrogantBB8]

*rolls over your feelings*

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*beeps dismissively about all your life choices*

[Arrogant BB8 @ArrogantBB8]

*is still a little weirded out that Poe scratched his belly*

[Arrogant BB8 @ArrogantBB8]

*stays cool by throwing shade*

[Arrogant BB8 @ArrogantBB8]

*brags that his head conducts more electricity than yours*

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*is curvy in all the right places*

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*has a bad feeling about this*

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*knows what happens in episode 8*

*is smug as hell about it*

[Arrogant BB8 @ArrogantBB8]

*knows everything about the Last Jedi*

*threatens to tell you spoilers*

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*tells you there is no party*

*invites other people to his party in front of you*

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*makes you light all the fireworks by yourself even though he literally has a built-in lighter*

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*asks to borrow $2 for the hundredth day in a row*

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*buys a drink for everyone at the table but you*